No, believe me this is the way it is with cats -
When you talk, dogs hear "blah, blah, blah, blah, Fido,
blah, blah."
When you talk to cats, this is what they hear
"When you talk, dogs hear "blah, blah, blah, blah, Fido,
blah, blah."
Do you actually own a dog or have you read this?