1 posted on
06/02/2004 4:55:13 PM PDT by
presidio9
To: presidio9
I can't decide if he writes in such a manner out of sexual frustration or, because some guy has just boinked his brains out.
To: presidio9
Morford is trying to buy a dog?
Quick! Somebody give PETA and the SPCA a call.
I'm sure that the kind of companionship Morford is looking for would not be a pleasant experience for the dog.
3 posted on
06/02/2004 5:01:02 PM PDT by
x1stcav
(Remember Pat Tillman)
To: Slings and Arrows; TheBigB; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
4 posted on
06/02/2004 5:01:32 PM PDT by
presidio9
(Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!)
To: presidio9
who for some goddamn reason are trained to believe you might be harboring a live mortar shell in your belt. Mortar shell? Maybe they expect to find a much different caliber:
7 posted on
06/02/2004 5:05:22 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.)
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
He babbles on inncessantly about the road trip, but never why he went to Idaho, other than to escape the teeny-boppers at Starbucks in California.
My guess is, he was searching for some manly hunks among the rough-and-ready Idaho Militia.
Or, maybe he just likes eating organic turkey sandwiches on the road?
14 posted on
06/02/2004 5:53:28 PM PDT by
Gritty
("Our enemy can only succeed if we lose our will and faith in our own values"-GW Bush)
To: presidio9
"butt ugly California" and "tree engorged Oregon", my guess is he had quite a trip in the sack.
16 posted on
06/02/2004 10:05:49 PM PDT by
BigSkyFreeper
(John Kerry: An old creep, with gray hair, trying to look like he's 30 years old.)
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