Posted on 06/01/2004 7:54:50 AM PDT by dead
"Once theyre impervious to fire, theyll be no stopping the polar bears from ruling the world."
LOL
Yup, I've been saying it for years; they are after our oil!
Of course, the WWF feels that if humans were to die in a fire because they didn't use the flame retardant in their home that would be okay as long as we didn't find a trace of it polar bears.
Yeah! "Hung butchers" was my fave headline from yesterday!
Is there some way we could extract that material from polar bears? (snicker)
Oh, there once was a bear white as snow,
With magnificent fur, don't you know.
He would sit on the porch,
Light his paw for a torch,
And read lots of good books by the glow.
But one day the polar bear found
He'd absorbed chemicals from the ground.
He kept flicking his BIC,
But the flame wouldn't stick,
Now he sits in the dark, makes no sound.
There's a lesson that's here to be learned,
Not one to be casually spurned.
Sometimes for an animal,
It pays to be flammable.
And the bear, though he's flameless, got burned.
Yes, but will this flame retardant in any way effct the required cooking time for the Arctic birds or polar bears?
Very good.
No way they'll spontaneously combust!
No way they'll spontaneously combust!
Wouldn't it be easier to teach the Bears and the Gulls not to eat garbage at the dump sites?
This opens up a whole new career field for polar bears. Now they may be flaming stunt movie doubles for Ed Asner.
We'll see who's laughing once mean Republicans melt the polar ice caps. Being flame retardant won't help the polar bears tread water.
However, there is a liqueur which is made from the fruit of the Marula tree:
It's very good and tastes somewhat like Bailey's.
Does this make their hides more valuable as area rugs? If I were in the market for a polar bear rug, I would insist on one of the newer models.
One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the bears will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new polar overlords.
Was that what I heard outside the gate last night? Are the damn fireproof polar bears at it again? Those guys NEVER sleep.
Ping to a thought-provoking headline!
Just playing games with us. Bidingtheirtime. Grouping up to inflict their final assault on the infidels. Polar Bearrorists. The bas*ards have a plan.
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