Maybe it's just me, but, that is one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile.
You must have been close to his/her nest and/or a food source.
Yes, that mockingbird story cracked me up, too! At first I thought it might be a joke...and just the inital 'tease' about it made me laugh... And then I was trying so hard to take it seriously when I realized Null was serious...but the details and the looking at him like "what was what for" got me laughing again! I'm sorry for your 'run in' (fly in?) but thank you for providing a few of us with a visual that brought a smile :-)
Hope that hummingbird behaves! (and if looks work, let me know...maybe I can try it with my crazy cat!)