Missing Black Holes Found

Yahoo! News ^ | 5/29/04 | Robert Roy Britt - Space.com

[NormsRevenge]

Earlier Black Hole articles FRom Space.com

The True Shape of Black Holes
Survival Tips for Black Hole Travelers

[muawiyah]

"DOOOOONUTZ, hmmmmmm"

Did you see what happened to Krispy Kreme? Amazing that the Atkins Diet folks overlooked these babies, eh?!

[Preech1]

Let me guess...in Syria? Or Iran?

[RandallFlagg]

PAGING HANS BLIX!! PAGING HA----

Oh, nevermind.

[NormsRevenge]

Im shocked , I tellya.. 5 posts and no mention of Cynthia McKinney, Barbara "BeZerkely" Lee or WhooPi Goldberg. :-o

[RandallFlagg]

Yeah. You'd have thought that they'd have blamed Bush for losing the black holes in the first place.

[Arthur McGowan]

Supermassive black holes hold as much matter as millions or billions of suns. The newfound black holes were long sought but went unnoticed because they lurk behind veils of dust and are so faraway that even the galaxies they anchor are difficult to examine in any detail.

She had a far away look in her eye. She was looking through a telescope.

Really, this is getting ridiculous. MSN tells us they are "More Useful, Everyday." There's alot of illiteracy around, alright.

[Political Junkie Too]

"I've got a hole in my pocket."

-PJ

[EGPWS]

European researchers have found 30 previously hidden supermassive black holes anchoring faraway galaxies, which suggests there at least twice as many of the colossal gravity wells as thought.

I insist that these thieves return my property to me immediately!

[LonePalm]

An original limerick,

While viewing a black hole, Paladius
By chance crossed the Swartzchild radius
Though try as he might,
He was slower than light.
And went on permanent hiatus.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[TASMANIANRED]

I didn't know they were lost.

[Blue Highway]

PAGING HANS BLIX!! PAGING HA---- Oh, nevermind.

Hans Blix can't see the log in his own eye so no wonder he never found WMDs. He is as blind as a person can be, physically and spiritually.

[EGPWS]

"I've got a hole in my pocket."

Me too!

That d@mn pistol in my pocket can be such a nuisance at times! : )

[Montfort]

Also, if they could not find the black holes until now, that means they never existed. At least not until this moment.

And UBL does not exist either, since we have not yet found him.

[xJones]

European researchers have found 30 previously hidden supermassive black holes anchoring faraway galaxies, which suggests there at least twice as many of the colossal gravity wells as thought.

Isn't that like the Europeans to overlook them? They probably hid behind crescent moons, in which the Euros will overlook anything.

The torus looks something like a donut. Inside it is a thinner disk of material, called an accretion disk, that spirals in toward the black hole and is accelerated to a significant fraction of light-speed.

With that scientific description we have now discovered the Mothers of all Doughnuts and it's no use denying their allure anymore. Eat them before they eat us.

[xJones]

BTW, has anyone ever found the Black Hole of Calcutta?

[steplock]

Missing Black Holes Found ??

Duh --- WHO lost them ???

[gargoyle]

...No photographs???

...Thanks for the post. Good on yer...

[gargoyle]

...Been in it. It's infinite...