The True Shape of Black Holes
Survival Tips for Black Hole Travelers
Did you see what happened to Krispy Kreme? Amazing that the Atkins Diet folks overlooked these babies, eh?!
While viewing a black hole, Paladius
By chance crossed the Swartzchild radius
Though try as he might,
He was slower than light.
And went on permanent hiatus.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)