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BREAKING: Ted Kennedy Hurt in Mountain Bike Spill (unfortunately satire)
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| 5/24/04
| Scott Ott
Posted on 05/24/2004 5:30:16 PM PDT by pookie18
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:30:16 PM PDT
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
One heavy duty bike there.
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:35:28 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: pookie18
Forgive me, but as a former cycle-commuter I say there's no way The Hero of Chappaquiddick could ride 17 miles. Unless they were all downhill.
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:35:38 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(sionnsar: the part of the bagpipe where the melody comes out |||| http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/)
To: pookie18
HAS HE STOPPED ROLLING????
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:37:11 PM PDT
by
AndrewC
(I am a Bertrand Russell agnostic, even an atheist.</sarcasm>)
To: pookie18
BREAKING: Ted Kennedy Hurt in Mountain Bike Spill Revised title - "Mountain Hurt in Teddy Kennedy Bike Spill"
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:39:55 PM PDT
by
mombonn
To: pookie18
I felt the thud... and I'm way down in Maryland!
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:40:33 PM PDT
by
doc11355
To: pookie18
Behold the skid marks:
To: pookie18
1,2,3...do I have it right? Three politicians take spills off their bikes within a few weeks. I am glad they are paid to run the country instead of riding their bikes.
To: AndrewC
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:44:27 PM PDT
by
pookie18
To: mombonn
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:46:16 PM PDT
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
In other news, Jabba the Hutt sustained injuries while competing in a X-treme skateboarding competition.
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:47:42 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
Com-on now, we all know this article is not true. There is not way Mr. Lard for brains (a.k.a. Mr. Booze for Blood)could ride a bike even if it is down hill.
To: pookie18
Could we please have a ban on Teddy biking attire visuals?
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:54:49 PM PDT
by
KTpig
To: Sloth
In other news, Jabba the Hutt sustained injuries while competing in a X-treme skateboarding competition. As Jabba was carried off on several stretchers, he was heard to say, "damn sonofabitch secret service agent cut me off--I never fall!"
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:54:54 PM PDT
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
Let me know when the POS is dead.
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:57:48 PM PDT
by
bfree
(Liberals are EVIL!!!)
To: martin_fierro
Must have been 8.3 on the Richter scale..
To: bfree
No way he could go that long without a drink.
To: pookie18
Ohhhh.............I hope the mountain is OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
05/24/2004 6:08:43 PM PDT
by
soozla
(BUSH/CHENEY '04)
To: pookie18
Ah, so THAT was the earthquake that everyone felt.
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posted on
05/24/2004 6:10:48 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
("people who go to the Supreme Court ought to interpret the Constitution as it is interpreted...")
To: mombonn
Don't you mean - A SUB (Sport Utility Bicycle) was responsible for injuries to Ted "The Toad" Kennedy, when it went out of control and crashed into a tree. A hospital spokesman said that as soon as they get all the spokes out, he will be released for duty at the capital as there are some important liberal pork bills due for a vote.
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posted on
05/24/2004 6:11:53 PM PDT
by
chainsaw
(http://www.hanoi-john.org.)
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