[jla]

RR related once of a time when he was due to make a campaign appearance out in the country. He discovered that the organizers had to devise a makeshift podium and stage for him to speak. They did, using some wide wood boards atop two layers of sacks of cow manure.
Reagan quipped that it marked the first time he'd ever given a Republican speech on a Democratic platform.

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...MUD

[SamFromSC]

Ha ha. Cute one. One good joke deserves another, right? Here's a good one by James Carville:

"Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!"