"Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!"
Not bad, Sam, actually kind of clever.
But for a joke to really be funny it should contain some truth to it, as the one I previously posted did. ;^)
Which is why the Gore team preplanned a legal challenge in Florida, as they knew the vote was going to be close there, so they hand-picked the three most liberal counties, whose election staff was controlled by democrats, to do a fraudulent recount. Why not recount the entire state, as is normaly the standard? Because they KNEW they would lose.
On top of that, democrats tried to get overseas miltary votes thrown out, because they arrived in mailbags that weren't post marked on time. Talk about voter disenfranchisement.
It is only because of our ignorant, dumbed down public education system, and willfully ignorant sour-grapes-democrats, who don't give a damn about what the constitution says, that the statement about Al Gore winning is given any credence.
Speaking of the popular vote, Al Gore did not even carry his home state of Tennessee.
The above facts somehow get ignored by Democrats.Could it be they are not interested in facts, but only in spin, for political gain? - I think so.
Regards. -EX-Democrat, since 1992
I know this is just a joke, but do you actually subscribe to the argument that Dubyuh's win in '00 was somehow illegitimate?!
That'd be silly...MUD