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Black XXVII: "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
MUD's Fertile Cranial Cavity ^ | 21 May 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 05/21/2004 10:31:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; War on Terror
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To: glock rocks; P8riot
Yeah, thanks dude! :) I'm commenting as I read and hadn't realized that P8riot had already taken care of that little problem!

But I would like to know if Sam considers himself to be a Christian.

341 posted on 06/03/2004 2:48:14 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Flora McDonald; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; GottaLuvAkitas1; GeorgeW23225

Flora, just got around to reading Tuesday's R-TD. Enjoyed yer letter to the editor!


342 posted on 06/03/2004 2:52:35 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru

Thanks for the pings guys. I am falling way behind but appreciate them anyway.


343 posted on 06/03/2004 6:00:52 PM PDT by scholar
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; GottaLuvAkitas1; GeorgeW23225

Thank you, sultan. I just got back from Chamberlain, SoDak and the whole town was decorated with yellow ribbons and flags for their returning Guard unit.

Even on the worst streets of Ft. Thompson on the Crow Creek Reservation, which has the highest suicide rate anywhere in the U.S., there were flags and patriotic symbols in some of the windows. For some of the young people there, the military is the only way out.

It's good to be home but I almost hestitated to clean the last of the cow manure off my shoes. It brought back a lot of memories.

I sat in the Sioux Falls airport the day after the SoDak election to replace the nutcase Rep. Bill Janklow and eavesdropped on the Dimwit operatives flying back to DC. One was trying to call Lannie Davis and they were all talking about how falling-down-drunk people got waiting on the election results.

The Dim candidate only won by 2% so it was an intense night for everyone. One poor Dim volunteer was arrested the next morning when the drunken female Dim he had sex with woke up and didn't remember anything from the night before. He was charged with sexual contact with a person incapable of giving consent. Feminazis sure know how to ruin a good party.

Hope you are feeling better. I missed Free Republic but it was kind of nice not to listen to the news for a few days.


344 posted on 06/03/2004 6:51:45 PM PDT by Flora McDonald (Stand the Storm!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; SamFromSC
Just interested in the facts. My Father-in-law is a minister and I am really up on my Bible.

I also studied Islam as an elective in college (in liberal southern California) back in the 70's, and Homosexuality is a sin in that religion too, as well as Judaism (My father was Jewish), and several others.

It is really unfair that the liberals who tout fairness choose to single out Christianity as the most intolerant religion when, if they would just check their facts they would find that it is indeed one of the most inclusive. Christians don't turn anyone away, not if they really are Christians and not just playing church.

The denigration of Christianity is based on a rejection of the primary message of Christ, not on objective reasoning.

345 posted on 06/03/2004 7:04:26 PM PDT by P8riot
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To: Flora McDonald
"...I almost hestitated to clean the last of the cow manure off my shoes. It brought back a lot of memories."

Did I tell you that I grew up with cow manure on my shoes??

346 posted on 06/03/2004 7:06:34 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: sultan88
Did I tell you that I grew up with cow manure on my shoes??

Look again. You missed a spot.

347 posted on 06/03/2004 7:07:44 PM PDT by P8riot
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To: Cyber-Band

JERSEY GIRL
(Tom Waits, as sung by Springsteen)

I got no time for the corner boys
Down in the street making all that noise
Or the girls out on the avenue
`Cause tonight I wanna be with you
Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
Across the river to the Jersey side
Take my baby to the carnival
And I'll take her on all the rides

`Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
You know all my dreams come true
When I'm walking down the street with you

Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la I'm in love with a Jersey girl

You know she thrills me with all her charms
When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms
My little girl gives me everything
I know that some day she'll wear my ring
So don't bother me man I ain't got no time
I'm on my way to see that girl of mine
`Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl

Sha la la la...

I see you on the street and you look so tired
I know that job you got leaves you so uninspired
When I come by to take you out to eat
You're lyin' all dressed up on the bed baby fast asleep
Go in the bathroom and put your makeup on
We're gonna take that little brat of yours and drop her off at your mom's
I know a place where the dancing's free
Now baby won't you come with me
`Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
Nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl

Pre...MUD


348 posted on 06/04/2004 5:41:15 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88

You bet!! There is NOTHING better than a Temps/4 Tops Concert........

Now THAT was music!!


349 posted on 06/04/2004 5:43:45 AM PDT by GeorgeW23225 (Liberals really aren*t bad people. It*s just that they know so much that simply ISN*T true!!)
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To: glock rocks
Thanks...I appreciate that, glock!!

FReegards...MUD

350 posted on 06/04/2004 5:43:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Startin a new page (for me anyway)


351 posted on 06/04/2004 6:07:29 AM PDT by P8riot
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To: P8riot; Mudboy Slim; sultan88
Mud: I'll post my response to #332 later -- it's going to be a little lengthy.

sultan88: Yes, I am a devout Christian. Are you Christian too?

p8riot: I don't know if you were referring to me, but I never said that Christianity was intolerant. A lot of other liberals have that impression, mainly because the Religious Right has such a strong-arm approach to American politics. But I think most would agree that protestant Christianity, as a belief, is much more tolerant than, say, Islam. You just have to separate the belief system itself from its social activism.

However, even in protestant Christianity, there are social taboos, such as being openly homosexual. The door is always open in my church too, but anyone coming in with their gay lover would certainly be greeted with less than open arms. When it comes to homosexuality, there is definitely a tendency to hate the sinner just as much as the sin, if not more so.

352 posted on 06/04/2004 6:12:52 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: P8riot; Mudboy Slim; sultan88; MeekOneGOP; FBD; Joe Brower
Here's a little Friday fun for everyone:

The Political Compass

Take the test and see how conservative (or liberal) you really are! Post your scores here when you're done.

353 posted on 06/04/2004 6:16:46 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: GeorgeW23225

Thanks fer emailing this to me, George...

Subject: The Military

The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either.

He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howizzitor. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.

He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march.

He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low.

He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime.

He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful.

Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years.

He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even have woman over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so. As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot.. A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.......

Prayer wheel for our military... please don't break it. Please send this on after a short prayer.

Prayer Wheel

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us.. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

Prayer : When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our ground troops in Afghanistan, sailors on ships, and airmen in the air, and for those in Iraq. There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful....... Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Coastguardsman, Marine or Airman, prayer is the very best one.

FReegards...MUD


354 posted on 06/04/2004 6:29:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: SamFromSC; sultan88; jla
"sultan88: Yes, I am a devout Christian. Are you Christian too?"

Sultan saw where you claimed "Christianity is a sin" and apparently missed where you clarified and explained that "Homosexuality is a sin in Christianity" or somesuch.

Look forward to yer response to #332...MUD

BTW...Dallas Plowboyz SUCK!! Testeverde?! BWAHAHAHA!!

355 posted on 06/04/2004 6:33:47 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: SamFromSC
"Hitler detested socialism."

Actually, Hitler detested the practitioners of a form of Socialism called "Communism"...however, Nazism is/was Hitler's own form of Socialism. Fascism is the state-control of all aspects of life and all industry, just like Communism in most respects.

FReegards...MUD

356 posted on 06/04/2004 6:49:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88; jla
"George is referrin' to the constantly absent jla..."

Yo, jla!! You've jumped down my throat fer making similar jabs, how come the Sultan gits off scot-free?!

LOL...MUD

357 posted on 06/04/2004 6:52:03 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: scholar
Yer welcome, my FRiend.

"I am falling way behind..."

Take yer time...remember, this is a marathon, not a sprint!!

FReegards...MUD

358 posted on 06/04/2004 6:54:59 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Flora McDonald

Glad to have you back, my FRiend...we missed you Tuesday night...MUD


359 posted on 06/04/2004 6:57:45 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: P8riot; FBD
"I also studied Islam as an elective in college..."

While I missed out on that class while in school, I have tried to read what I can about it since.

"The denigration of Christianity is based on a rejection of the primary message of Christ, not on objective reasoning."

One of the things that struck me is that the Islamic faith reveres Jesus Christ as a gifted prophet (while rejecting his claim that he is the son of God). Therefore, it would seem that strict adherence to Islamic faith would preclude "...the denigration of Christianity is based on a rejection of the primary message of Christ." You wouldn't gather this by witnessing the actions of the Islamic zealots, but it would appear to be a promising tool in reaching out to more moderate Muslims.

FReegards...MUD

360 posted on 06/04/2004 7:05:27 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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