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Black XXVII: "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
MUD's Fertile Cranial Cavity ^ | 21 May 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 05/21/2004 10:31:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; War on Terror
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To: M Kehoe; yankhater; #3Fan; Jeff Gordon Fan; Dukie; goldilucky; xyz123; joanie-f; PhiKapMom

"Hell's In John's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're allRight now...we're not dangerous!!
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...liberatin'!!

All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!

(guitar jammin' interlude)

Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!

(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)

We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!

Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!

FReegards...MUD


201 posted on 06/01/2004 11:06:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Notice the post-9/11/01 DROP?! Wanna rethink yer argument?!

No, because those numbers don't tell the whole story. In the same report, look at the number of American casualties prior to 9/11 and after 9/11. During Clinton's watch, only 87 American casualties in eight years. (The report only has the 1998-2000 numbers -- 41 total -- so I'll have to find a link for the pre-1998 numbers). During Bush's watch, after 9/11, we have 67 casualties in less than three years.

Which makes perfect sense, if you think about it. The existence of a terrorist network (Al-Qaeda) that has gained in power since 9/11 has provided the money and resources to made the attacks more efficient in number of civilians killed. An increase in "quality" (if you want to call it that) of attacks means a decrease in quantity.

Whether or not it's been reflected in any numbers so far, the fact that we're practically giving Al-Qaeda a "home base" in Iraq, and making our own Al-Qaeda recruitment posters with the Abu Ghirab pictures, can't be too good for our safety.

Say what?!! Iraqis used to be raped, maimed, and murdered by Saddam...and you wanna equate THAT with a half-dozen LeftWing would-be sado-masochists taking pictures of Iraqis doing perverted things a half-year ago?! Puh-LEEEZE...

It's more than a half-dozen sado-masochists, the responsibility for their actions appears to go all the way up to the top (i.e. Rumsfeld and Bush), and it's more than just perverted things. Physical torture and murder are two of the things currently being investigated at Abu Ghirab. Not just some "kids blowing off steam," as Rush would have you believe. Read the Seymore Hersh article on the whole thing and get back to me.

Self-representation worse than oppression...spoken like a true Socialist ideologue...MUD

Self-representation is always better than oppression. The question is whether they'll be able to hold onto it in the long run.

202 posted on 06/01/2004 11:34:06 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: SamFromSC
"It's more than a half-dozen sado-masochists, the responsibility for their actions appears to go all the way up to the top (i.e. Rumsfeld and Bush)"

Only in the anti-American Left's wet dreams...there's no credible evidence of this link whatsoever...MUD

BTW..."Self-representation is always better than oppression."

So good to hear that from you, my LeftWing FRiend...it is alarming how many within yer ranks believe exactly the opposite.

203 posted on 06/01/2004 12:03:32 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: SamFromSC

"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")

My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!!
In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away...
My my, hey hey.

Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!!
Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!!
No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back...
When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.

Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!!
We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!!
The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!!
Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!!
There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Heh heh heh...MUD


204 posted on 06/01/2004 1:05:33 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: holdonnow; Hannity; Rush Limbaugh; OReilly; M. Thatcher; Reagan Man; Landru

"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES.
Hey hey, my my.

Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!!
Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!!
Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!!
When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.

Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!!
Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!!
US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!!
Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!!
Hey hey, my my...

Post...MUD


205 posted on 06/01/2004 1:10:20 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Two hunnerd??!!
Yippee!!
Atta boy, Mud!

206 posted on 06/01/2004 1:55:53 PM PDT by jla (http://johnkerryisdangerousforamerica.blogspot.com)
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To: jla; sultan88; Flora McDonald; GeorgeW23225; iceskater; GottaLuvAkitas1; TNTtheleft; P8riot; ...
Thank yeh, country cuzz'n...MUD

BTW...some FReepers and other Richmond Conservatives are attending the Richmond Conservative Forum's monthly "do" at the Fox and Hound (on Midlothian) in about a half-hour (that's 1900 hours EST)...you oughtta drive on up and meet us fer a drink.

We oughtta be going until 8:30 or so.

FReegards...MUD

207 posted on 06/01/2004 3:41:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

"BTW...some FReepers and other Richmond Conservatives are attending the Richmond Conservative Forum's monthly "do" at the Fox and Hound (on Midlothian) in about a half-hour (that's 1900 hours EST)...you oughtta drive on up and meet us fer a drink."


I enjoyed meeting with everyone tonight. It was a bit different, but I'm glad we had a nice turnout.

Please give out the stuff I gave you to whomever.
I hope to go on the DC trip with you guys. Let me know when you get all the information.

I'm thinking of what kind of sign I want to sport for the event. Suggestions are most welcome.
Thanks!


208 posted on 06/01/2004 7:47:06 PM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Bush plays CHESS not checkers)
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To: GottaLuvAkitas1
"Let me know when you get all the information."

I should know my schedule by this evening...I'll probably just meet y'all out front of the Books-A-Million accross the street from the Pinetta Post Office at noon, but let me get confirmation on that time. If we can get there a little earlier, it might help us out with finding parking.

FReegards...MUD

209 posted on 06/02/2004 4:49:27 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Joe Brower
"The Men Who Say Kerry is Unfit to be POTUS!!"

Excellent...MUD

210 posted on 06/02/2004 5:26:20 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla; FBD; MeekOneGOP
"Libertarians Nominate Texan as Presidential Candidate!!"

"Libertarian presidential candidate Michael Badnarik contends the United States is being ruled by a government that disregards the Constitution. That hardly surprises the 49-year-old computer consultant from Austin, Texas, who considers himself a constitutional scholar and knows a caveat when he sees it. What does surprise Mr. Badnarik is the candidacy he captured Sunday by unexpectedly defeating more well-known aspirants, such as radio talk-show host Gary Nolan and former Hollywood movie producer Aaron Russo. Indeed, he is, even in his own eyes, the accidental candidate for president. "My name is Michael Badnarik, and I find myself running for president of the United States," is how he introduced himself at a candidate's forum in Richmond earlier this year."

Hmmmmmm, another candidate...MUD

211 posted on 06/02/2004 5:33:20 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88; Liz; Libloather; Republic; Ligeia; jla; Landru
"Hanoi John Kerry Honored at Commie Museaum!!"

"A Ho Chi Minh City museum that honors Vietnam war protesters features a photograph of Sen. John Kerry being greeted by the general secretary of the Communist Party, Comrade Do Muoi. A snapshot of the display in the Vietnamese Communist War Remnants Museum – formerly known as the "War Crimes Museum" – was acquired over the weekend by Jeffrey M. Epstein of Vietnam Vets for the Truth, a group opposing Kerry's campaign for the presidency."

Hanoi John's even more of a Socialist Sympathizer than Slick Willie...MUD

212 posted on 06/02/2004 7:21:53 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: William Jefferson Clinton; SamFromSC; MurryMom

"Mr. EX-Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Oh yeah...oooh...

Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie...
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!

I told ya, Willie...
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"

FReegards...MUD (9/25/2000)


213 posted on 06/02/2004 7:25:28 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Joe Brower
This is all you've got? A group of veterans who didn't like the fact that he spoke out against the war and its atrocities 30 years ago? This is supposed to convince me that Kerry won't be a good president?

Meanwhile, where was Bush back then?

And you've still failed to tell me how all this stuff that happened 30+ years ago has any relevance in 2004. Did Kerry mislead the American people about why we are in Iraq today? Did his deception cost us hundreds of soldiers and thousands of innocent people's lives? But if you insist on bringing up a comparison of Bush and Kerry's military service from the 70's, I'll be more than happy to oblige.

214 posted on 06/02/2004 9:41:03 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: Mudboy Slim

So are you sticking by your man Peroutka, or would you consider voting for Badnarik?


215 posted on 06/02/2004 9:42:33 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: iceskater; xyz123; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; GeorgeW23225; ...

You know, some day we gotta get the RTM together and go down and FReep those lie'bral idjits on Main Street. Wanted tuh slap 'em today.


216 posted on 06/02/2004 9:44:50 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Do your patriotic duty: Slap a Lie'bral today!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

"I should know my schedule by this evening...I'll probably just meet y'all out front of the Books-A-Million accross the street from the Pinetta Post Office at noon, but let me get confirmation on that time. If we can get there a little earlier, it might help us out with finding parking."

Doesn't the march start at 12:00? The earlier we get there the better.


217 posted on 06/02/2004 9:53:14 AM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Bush plays CHESS not checkers)
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To: Corin Stormhands

"You know, some day we gotta get the RTM together and go down and FReep those lie'bral idjits on Main Street. Wanted tuh slap 'em today."

Count me in.


218 posted on 06/02/2004 9:55:11 AM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Bush plays CHESS not checkers)
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To: SamFromSC
Kerry's a Goddamn disgrace, a traitor, and an unrepentant liar.
He did NOTHING to earn ANY of the medals that were given to him. His commanding officers have stated that he was/is nothing but an opportunistic charlatan.

And FYI...the objective of our involvement in SE Asia at that time was correct. It was however implemented by deceptive and dishonest people, namely those in the LBJ admin.

John Kerry is Dangerous for America

Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry

WinterSoldier.com

Kerry Lied While Good men Died

219 posted on 06/02/2004 10:18:19 AM PDT by jla (http://johnkerryisdangerousforamerica.blogspot.com)
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To: iceskater; xyz123; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; GeorgeW23225; ...

Am I gonna see any of my fellow FReepers at the the Skynard concert tonight at Innsbrook?


220 posted on 06/02/2004 10:22:35 AM PDT by P8riot
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