Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 05/29/2004 7:03:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"
He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion
He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag
He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
Pig faced Liberal bump!
Good work! Of course, we already have 'Beware of the Blob', recorded in the '50s, IIRC. ;^)
BTW, I may get to catch up with you in NYC this week. If I do, I'll bring you some pics of the CCC..Clinton Chappaqua compound...
For the youngsters in the audience, it probably helps to point out that "Eve of Destruction" was a favorite hippie anti-war protest song in the 60s, so it's even funnier that it's been turned into an anti-Moore parody.
Apologies to Barry McGuire. A good old friend.
Would love to finally meet you, Ken.
Mudboy PING!
Utmost FReegards...MUD
Here's the information you've been waiting for--the schedule of events for BlobFest 2004.
Friday, July 16th |
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10:00 p.m. |
Reenact the "Running out of the Colonial" scene. Be a part of the excitement as we run out of the Colonial and on to the street as the did 47 years ago. It's going to look just like in the movie. Post hysteria refreshments available. Dress code is creative! If you plan to attend, try to be there by 9:30. |
Saturday, July 17th |
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11:00 a.m. |
Street festivities begins. Vintage cars, music, food, coloring table, roving entertainment and games. Inside the Colonial: The Original Blob and his caretaker Wes Shank. |
11:45 a.m. |
Merchant's Fire Extinguisher Parade |
12:00 noon |
Costume Contest. Special guest judges. Get going on designing your idea of the best way to show up dressed for Blobfest. Originality, wackiness, 50's Sci-Fi, movie characters - all categories welcome. Don't forget - the poodle skirt just might be overdone! Cash and fun prizes including a $500 First Place Winner!! |
2:00 p.m. |
Showing of The Blob |
4:30 p.m. |
Showing of The Blob |
11:00 p.m. |
"Midnight Spook Show" Double Feature Night of the Living Dead and The Blob. See the both them in one night in Phoenixville. |
Sunday, July 18th |
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2:00 p.m. |
Last chance in 2004 to see The Blob in the theater where it was filmed. |
Guests are still being lined up. As they are confirmed, I'll post the information here. This year, a limited number of reserved seat tickets will be sold to those guests who want to sit in the balcony.
Several people have written to me asking how they make reservations. The BlobFest is open to everyone, no reservations are required. If you want to attend the breakout recreation, try to arrive by 9:30, last year the theater was quite full. The Theater is located at 227 Bridge Street in Phoenixville, PA (a Philadelphia suburb). For more information, visit The Colonial Theater.
People when they feel guilty or bad about themselves tend to gain weight. I can`t understand it in Michaels case though. When you sell out your countrys honor and the worlds freedom for a buck while guys are dying to preserve it, why would you feel guilty about that? When you descredit your country by constantly making out the current US President as the most evil man in the world for following his oath of office after this country was attacked while you completely ignore the likes of Al Qaida, Saddam, Bin Laden, Castro, Kim Jung Il, and all of the rest, I mean, why would you feel bad about that? When you only show US soldiers mistreating Iraqi prisoners who most likely had connections to terror while ignoring the past 36 years of slaughter by those same very people around the globe, I mean how could you feel bad?
Many Americans are overweight. He is a downright slob of a human being. The inside reflects the outside.
Thanks, Mud.
Maybe Michael will consume Kerry's daughter.
Decreasing red circles to a dot please.
Did you know him?
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