To: Rushmore Rocks
My step-daughter just emailed this prayer that I thought was quite appropriate in today's climate.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch... AMEN
3,284 posted on
05/26/2004 5:47:26 PM PDT by
Oorang
( When all else fails, simply revel in the absurdity of it all.)
To: Oorang
And may they live with the camels and the goats in the middle of a sandstorm.
3,287 posted on
05/26/2004 5:50:17 PM PDT by
WestCoastGal
(Better stand tall when they're calling you out ~ Don't bend ,don't break, baby, don't back down ~)
To: Oorang; Pegita; WestCoastGal; All
Aside from Pegita's wonderful prayers, that is the best one I've heard in a long time...........may I borrow it?
Sounds like something from Johnny Carson....do you remember him?
To: Oorang
Reminds me of:
May the bloody piles infest you
May you have sores upon your feet
May crabs the size of camel turds
crawl across your balls and eat
And when you're old and feeble
And have turned into a syphilitic wreck
May you fall down through your arsehole
And break your freaking neck
(I cleaned it up a little)
3,374 posted on
05/26/2004 8:23:05 PM PDT by
null and void
(The owls are not what they seem...)
To: Oorang
3,522 posted on
05/27/2004 12:03:09 AM PDT by
JustPiper
(There is a LAW of Cause and Affect)
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