[End Times Sentinel]

I was mulling it over this morning, and when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, that's what I always say.

 

I've decided that if the Mass Supremes believe the intent of their Constitution was to promote gay marriage and that it must be sanctioned as a human rights issue, then Polygamy is golden too.

 

I've decided to head on up there and marry my wife's sister.  I mean, she looks a lot like my wife, she could use a husband, I'd like to have some more kids, why not?

 

Anyone have any ideas on how to broach this subject with the wife? (I have a history of approaching this type of thing, uh... indelicately.)

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Redcoat LI]

Head on up,I'll set up a tent in my yard for you.

As for me,I'm not leaving the damn house today.

[Dimensio]

Do keep in mind that if you really want to push for legal recognition of polygamous marriage, you'll need to propose a plan for splitting the benefits across multiple spouses. You'll also need to address whether or not your marriage to multiple spouses constitutes a relationship between the spouses themselves, and also whether or not they'll have any legal bonds should you choose to dissolve one or more of the unions.

In other words, while same-sex marriage proponents were simply asking for the gender restriction to be lifted while all rights, benefits and obligations remained the same, you're asking for a complete rewrite of the entire nature of the civil contract.

[VRWC_minion]

Anyone have any ideas on how to broach this subject with the wife? (I have a history of approaching this type of thing, uh... indelicately.)

Sure fire method. Get drunk, come home late at 3 am, wake her up to have sex and when she declines explain your idea to her about marrying her sister. She'll think its a wonderful idea, after the divorce of course.

[HenryLeeII]

I've decided that if the Mass Supremes believe the intent of their Constitution was to promote gay marriage and that it must be sanctioned as a human rights issue, then Polygamy is golden too. I've decided to head on up there and marry my wife's sister. I mean, she looks a lot like my wife, she could use a husband, I'd like to have some more kids, why not? Anyone have any ideas on how to broach this subject with the wife? (I have a history of approaching this type of thing, uh... indelicately.)

"Hey, babe, your sister looks pretty good. I'm thinkin' 'bout marryin' her an' fatherin' some more kids. You gotta problem wit' dat?"