I've decided that if the Mass Supremes believe the intent of their Constitution was to promote gay marriage and that it must be sanctioned as a human rights issue, then Polygamy is golden too. I've decided to head on up there and marry my wife's sister. I mean, she looks a lot like my wife, she could use a husband, I'd like to have some more kids, why not? Anyone have any ideas on how to broach this subject with the wife? (I have a history of approaching this type of thing, uh... indelicately.)"Hey, babe, your sister looks pretty good. I'm thinkin' 'bout marryin' her an' fatherin' some more kids. You gotta problem wit' dat?"
"Hey, babe, your sister looks pretty good. I'm thinkin' 'bout marryin' her an' fatherin' some more kids. You gotta problem wit' dat?"
I think I'll change "good" to "hot" and that'll do the trick!
I mean, really, what's the alternative? How would it look if I knocked her up out of wedlock? We don't go in for that type of stuff...
Owl_Eagle
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