[randog]

I think the coach would be looking for a new team real quick.

You mean the team would be looking for a new coach? Good analogy, otherwise, except there's one more rule--the team can has only two choices for coach: the one they've already got or the opposing team's coach.

[jpsb]

"the team can has only two choices"

Time to put in for a transfer to another team, or quit the team.