[Timeout]

LOL!

Only Kerry could be caught lying to say he had an old Dodge 600!

[evad]

What a twit.

Can you imagine him as prez..checking with the Sierra Club before each move :-)

[Semper Paratus]

If Kerry was a race horse the owner would have had to him put out of his misery.

[Lokibob]

Chrysler 300M made in Canada, imported to U.S. for Daimler/Chrysler (Germany).

Seems he doesn't give a damn about U.S. workers either.

[FlJoePa]

This is too funny. Jean pays back his longtime helpful SERVENT with a crappy 20 year old car with makeup and botox stains all over the interior.

[Always Right]

I thought Kerry throw out the SUV with his medals? Or were they just Ribbons....

[isthisnickcool]

Kerry: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.

Nicholson: I'll alert the media.

Kerry: Do you want to run my bath for me?

Nicholson: It's what I live for. [Kerry exits] Perhaps you would like me wash your dick for you... you little $hit

[Condor51]

What I found interesting was this; "to help lug Mr. Kerry's...and tote his Serotta racing bicycle."

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Unfreaken believable, the 'man of the people' strikes again! Here's the skinny on a Serotta bicycle frame:
MSRP for frame alone is $3295.00 - Standard, $3695.00 - ST. The darn frame's over $3k, no tires, or nothing!

Then add in his $20,0000 shot-gun.... GOD WHAT A PHONY!!!

This maggot isn't running for POTUS, he's running to be KING!

[TC Rider]

OK, all you graphic/photoshop whizs out there, here's the first thing I thought of when reading about the cars and sKerry's butler...

"Driving Mr. Kerry"

BTW, when will the media pick up on the fact that half the Kerry cars we know about were built/assembled in other countries?

1995 Chevy Suburban
1993 Land Rover Defender - Made in UK
1989 Jeep Cherokee
1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee
2001 Audi Allroad - Made in Germany
2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser - Made in Mexico
2002 Chrysler 300M - Made in Canada
1985 Dodge 600 Convertible -Made in prior century, garaged in third world city, gifted to hired help

[BigWaveBetty]

Bwahahaha!

Elect me as your president, please pay no attention to the fact I haven't a clue as to what kind of car I drive. ~John Effin' Kerry - who btw served in Vietnam

Maybe we should cut Effin' some slack, it's hard to keep track when you have 12 vehicles. /sarcasm

Oh Mahhhhhhrvin, bring me my PB&J toot sweet!

[right wing]

Thank you, thank you for posting this! We all need to send it to our favorite media outletts so that the sheeple will hear about another flip flop!

[The Great RJ]

Yes, give the nice lackey your hand-me-downs. Kerry probably has a foppish sedan chair carried by liveried servants for his comings and goings between mansions.

[5by5]

The controversy over SUV ownership illuminates a sad fact--Kerry is so totally a kept man that he doesn't own anything; instead he is merely one of Theresa's possessions just like the SUVs. Can one possession own another--of course not!

He walks around with the knowledge that even the underwear he has on is owned by his wife. At one time he actually did own some medals but the title to those is now somewhat clouded.