[isthisnickcool]

Kerry: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.

Nicholson: I'll alert the media.

Kerry: Do you want to run my bath for me?

Nicholson: It's what I live for. [Kerry exits] Perhaps you would like me wash your dick for you... you little $hit

[elli1]

Aha! Someone who gets it--that the real story is that Kerry has a manservant and who has permission to drive the Senator's old beater. Can't be letting him drive one of the good cars when he's out step'n fetch'n it.