TREE DUO PLANNED LOVERS' LEAP: TEEN

The New York Post ^ | 4/26/04 | TATIANA DELIGIANNAKIS and ALEX GINSBERG

[FeliciaCat]

The X-rated treetop show staged by two lovebirds - a Bronx 17-year-old and his transgender "girlfriend" - started out as a despair-fueled suicide bid, the teen told The Post yesterday.

"Everyone's been attacking us since we've been together, especially my mother," said Christopher Montero following his arraignment at Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday. "We just wanted to end it that day."

[Fury]

Wow, where to start?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Well ALL RIGHTY then...

[justshutupandtakeit]

I hate to speculate where that ring was "hidden."

[FeliciaCat]

"Montero and Rund are both on antidepressants to combat bipolar disorder and were "very stressed out," the teen said."

Why am I not surprised?

[exile]

Strangecosmos.com has a picture of the lovebirds in their "Strange People" section. A word of warning, don't drink coffee while checking these freaks out. I'm still explaining to my boss how I got coffee all over the monitor.

[ArrogantBustard]

Why do they insist on calling one of the perverts "she"?

[tuckrdout]

Gosh, just like Romeo and Juliet, ain't it?

[FeliciaCat]

Oh yeah, its a tear-jerker....

[GaltMeister]

BONG! koo-koo koo-koo koo-koo koo-koo

[Fury]

Indeed. I want to know what this means:

pre-operative transsexual lover

You mention how they use "she". Notice how they use the term "lover"? It's all so racy and cosmopolitan to the media.

And what the hell does "pre-operative" mean? Is that mean prior to using scissors, etc? Man, I gotta watch it, as I just ate lunch...

[TheBigB]

Pardon me whilst I

[Esther Ruth]

"That's fake," he said. "A mother's love should be unconditional . . . I'm not going to choose my mother over my lover."

My mom SHOULD love me no matter what I do??? Or what - you wont make your bed and clean your room.

What a huge waste of time, I hope this is not going to become some strange trend, insurance companies will have to redo all their policy to exclude liability from stunts like this. They should be fined and have to pay for all the hourly wages for police and fireman who had to be there for hours!

[Hodar]

"Chrissy and Billy, sitting in a tree;
K - I - S - S - I - N - G;
First comes love;
Then comes marrage;
Hell, there ain't gonna be no baby carriage

[Hodar]

"Chrissy and Billy, sitting in a tree;
K - I - S - S - I - N - G;
First comes love;
Then comes marrage;
Hell, there ain't gonna be no baby carriage

[sox_the_cat]

Is it customary for these "tree people" to have such short courtships? The older one resembles Darryl Hannah from a distance through the branches of this rare NYC tree.

[antaresequity]

Bummer ..the gene pool was trying to cleanse itself and failed...

[sauropod]

Update.

Viva la vulva!

[ArrogantBustard]

"Pre-operative transsexual" means some severely mentally messed up guy that's eating boatloads of female hormones, so as to grow boobs and reduce body hair. The individual is planning to have his genitalia mutilated off, and replaced with a fake vulva, at some time in the not too distant future.

[cyborg]

Lord have mercy LOL