[sully777]

Massachusetts/I Gotta Get A Message To You -- BeeGees
Honey -- ? (thanks be to God)
Afternoon Delight -- Starland Vocal Band
Seasons in the Sun -- Terry Jacks (Greenpeace spokesman)
Precious and Few -- Climax
Alone Again (Naturally) -- Gilbert o'Sullivan
Playground In My Mind -- Clint Holmes
Disco Duck -- Rick Dees

I broke down the list to three finalists: Seasons In the Sun, Alone Again (Naturally), and Honey

Now, the winner of the most need for duck tape, most terrifying earworm, noseful of 24 hour afterbarf, song to make you insane enough to throw the radio across the room:

Alone Again (Naturally) -- Gilbert o'Sullivan

[A Jovial Cad]

"Benny and the Jets," hands down, no doubt about it.

[dts32041]

The problem with a worse list is it is someone's favorite song.

My favorite worse list is anything by the roaches known as the beetles, superficial and way over blown.

See what i mean, I happen to like macarthur park (i like the surreality of it) in all its permeations and don't ask about minnie ripperton, or for that matter rotary connection or genya ravan.

See one mans terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

[MsGail61]

My first thought for worst song is always "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone.

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

Blender names the worst rock hit in human history. It's "We Built This City (on Rock 'n Roll)" by Starship.

It's not a bad choice. It is a pretty awful song. Sadly a few of their other choices were good songs that were overplayed until you wanted to walk down to the local radio station with an AK-47 and take them off the air. But if they were good enough to be overplayed until your ears started bleeding, then they must have been a good song at some point. Hmmm...

[xzins]

Sugar, honey honey (or something like that) is the all time worst song ever bar none i don't care what anyone else says

mellow yellow makes me turn the radio off

[bwteim]

MacArthur Park

I'll never find that recipe again.

[ohiobushman]

IMHO the worst song is John Lennon's "Imagine"! When I hear that crap I get an enormous headache!!

[dancusa]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned 'Popsicle Toes',yet.I remember it came out in 1976.The song was horrible.

[ohiobushman]

Anything by Michael Jackson "SUCKS"!!!!!!

[Dr. Juris]

Anything by Led Zepplin

[right way right]

Devo

Whip It!

[leenie312]

Two come to mind:
Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy
1910 fruitgum company

Dizzy...Tommy Roe

Make that 3..anything by "The Archies"

[Clemenza]

Songs that Drive Clemenza INSANE:

"I Like it Like That (Yeah Baby) - Blackout All Stars

"Greatest Love of All" - Whitney Houston

ANYTHING by Milli Vanilli

ANYTHING by J-Ho

ANYTHING by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons (Although I love "Swear to God" and "Can't Take my Eyes Off You" from Frankie's solo career)

"Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around the Old Oak Tree" - Geraldo, er, Tony Orlando

"Don't Worry Be Happy" - Bobby, about that little song you wrote? It really wants to make me SLASH you're throat, don't worry...

"Everything I do, I do it For You" - Bryan Adams

[Lawgvr1955]

My favorite bad song is "Merry Go Round" by Wildman Fisher.

[exhaustedmomma]

Melanie: Brand New Key
Imagine: John Lennon
anything Ozzie
Any Bob Dylan remake [just not the same]

[Erasmus]

No question. I'm sure somebody has already mentioned it:

"Honey" - Bobby Goldsboro

[Rate_Determining_Step]

"Signs" by the 5 Man Electrical Band

Hearing that bed-wetting, hippie-freak, quacking away his twaddle makes me fry.

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

I damn near literally shake with rage when I hear that lame-ass boomer ode. I'm all primed to beat some hippie ass about then.

[BOBWADE]

WE ARE DEVO, D-E-V-O

[ChadGore]

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