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Bond girls aren't easy (Britney can't meet the standard!)
Los Angeles Times ^ | April 20, 2004 | SAMANTHA BONAR

Posted on 04/21/2004 8:26:53 AM PDT by 1riot1ranger

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A little catty???
This was really funny. I excerpted it since it is from the LA Times but the link takes you to the Houston Chronicle. Wasn't sure about the posting rule but thought this would keep most folks happy.
1 posted on 04/21/2004 8:26:54 AM PDT by 1riot1ranger
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To: 1riot1ranger
Meeeeeow!
2 posted on 04/21/2004 8:28:50 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
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To: 1riot1ranger
I don't know about Catty, but I do believe Spears is too trashy to be a bond girl.
3 posted on 04/21/2004 8:29:48 AM PDT by Vision (Always Faithful)
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To: 1riot1ranger
This can't be a proper Bond girl thread without visual aids.
4 posted on 04/21/2004 8:29:48 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: 1riot1ranger
You are forgetting that Britney supports the President and her tour is sponsored by Clear Channel.

Thus the cattiness.

5 posted on 04/21/2004 8:29:59 AM PDT by Archangelsk
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You know Brittany is going to turn in the Janet Jackson of the 20's remember they both started out as cute kids on TV and it looks like they are both going down hill from there.
6 posted on 04/21/2004 8:32:23 AM PDT by dts32041 ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity" George W Bush 28 Jan 2003)
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You are forgetting that Britney supports the President and her tour is sponsored by Clear Channel.

Oh, boy. "Trashy sluts for Bush." That sounds just great...

7 posted on 04/21/2004 8:32:37 AM PDT by r9etb
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Ask and you shall receive:

Andress

Blackman

8 posted on 04/21/2004 8:33:17 AM PDT by Archangelsk
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"Samantha Bonar..."

Sheeiyah!
9 posted on 04/21/2004 8:34:01 AM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: 1riot1ranger
Bond girls are also generally one-trick ponies. One movie and out. That French chick being a notable exception, since she was in Braveheart first.
10 posted on 04/21/2004 8:34:10 AM PDT by Betis70
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I'd be more than happy to Bond with Britney.

Ooh, bad B...bad!
11 posted on 04/21/2004 8:34:50 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
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"In fact, she'd look right at home in a trailer with three to five kids....."

Britney would be more than welcome in my trailer. I'd take her over any "Bond Girl" that comes to mind, and I'd take her each and every day of the week. In my dreams.

12 posted on 04/21/2004 8:35:02 AM PDT by Meldrim
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"Her allure stems from her classic beauty..."

Uh, Grace Jones?
13 posted on 04/21/2004 8:35:15 AM PDT by johnfrink
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Regardless of her views, Brittney is no Bond Girl. Bond Girls have definte physical beauty but they have intangible qualities that make them more than just physical allure. In other words, they ooze stunning hotness on multiple levels. Brittney is too overtly sexual to be a Bond Girl. Even the villanesses (I am old fashioned and use archaic words) from the Bond films are often mucho attractive due to their intelligence, beauty, and strength.
14 posted on 04/21/2004 8:36:00 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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I think that grace was due to a moment of PC weakness or because she was, for some unknown reason, popular at that time. I still ask myself "why the h*ll is this woman one of Bond's women?!"
15 posted on 04/21/2004 8:38:31 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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There is no Bond but Sean Connery.
16 posted on 04/21/2004 8:38:54 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Betis70
I can think of a handful who've made other notable film and/or TV appearances...Denise Richards, Kim Basinger, Teri Hatcher, Famke Janssen...
17 posted on 04/21/2004 8:39:04 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
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To: Betis70
"That French chick" is the unspeakably gorgeous Sophie Marceau.


18 posted on 04/21/2004 8:39:47 AM PDT by Skooz (My Biography: Psalm 40:1-3)
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"Samantha Bonar..."

Good catch!
Is this a Bond Girl name or her real name.

19 posted on 04/21/2004 8:40:05 AM PDT by 1riot1ranger
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Famke is still on my top ten list of Bond Babes. Sure she was a villaness, but I would not being interrogated for hours on end by her...
20 posted on 04/21/2004 8:41:05 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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