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To: Conservomax
I wonder how many takes it took to get the cat's head in the sunroof. I'll bet at least one or two of the cat decapatations went poorly (ie: maybe the carcases didn't bounce right or maybe the 4 INCH LONG RAZOR BALDES needed for a sunroof to actually slice through a cat's bone and tendons and vascualar tissue malfunctioned!).

Well, you'd have to augment the electric motor for the sunroof with a pneumatic or fast-acting hydraulic unit. But it could be done, and I could build it.

After all I designed and built the 24,000 volt, neon-sign transformer powered electric birdfeeder.

71 posted on 04/22/2004 11:37:34 AM PDT by archy (The darkness will come. It will find you,and it will scare you like you've never been scared before.)
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To: archy
Well, you'd have to augment the electric motor for the sunroof with a pneumatic or fast-acting hydraulic unit. But it could be done, and I could build it.

After all I designed and built the 24,000 volt, neon-sign transformer powered electric birdfeeder.

Do tell. And here I thought the story involving the crows and the baited tethered trebel hooks was interesting. :-)

118 posted on 04/22/2004 8:24:54 PM PDT by Cloud William
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