[TomasUSMC]

I prefer:

When any foreign national comes across the border at a regular crossing, they are interviewed by US border guards. They're asked, DO YOU SPEAK ARABIC? Because you are being sent to Iraq!

[jocon307]

"DO YOU SPEAK ARABIC? Because you are being sent to Iraq!"

ALLAH AKBAR! Or whatever, good idea!

My boss & I had our plan for the middle east after 9/11, we were going to take over Saudi Arabia and staff the oil fields with any willing Mexican.

I still think it was a good plan.