[Mudboy Slim]

"The FReepers and a Man Named 'MUD'!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done")

The RightWing's Rockin'...
And we'll go full bore!!
We love this Nation...
Gotta Win This War!!
Ooh, ooh...DemRATS're Scum!!

The Right ain't quittin' 'cuz...
We Love This Land!!
Come join the FReepers...
Fer our Righteous Stand!!
Gone, gone...the Left is done!!

(Li'l pickin' and grinnin')

Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Enslaves the Soul of Man!!
I know you Lib'rals...
Just don't understand!!
Sosh'lists, yer time is running out!!

I've joined the FReepers...
And my name is "MUD"!!
Please come help us 'gainst that Commie SCUM!!
'Cuz every Lib'ral's...
Like an empty gun.

FReegards...MUD

[Pippin]

Great!

(((MUDDY)))!