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Kerry Cuts Loose (dancing involved) All-star barf!
SeeBS ^ | 4/15/04 | David Paul Kuhn

Posted on 04/15/2004 2:54:41 PM PDT by Libloather

Kerry Cuts Loose
NEW YORK, April 15, 2004
(CBS) By David Paul Kuhn,
CBSNews.com Chief Political Writer

John Kerry danced Wednesday night. For only a moment and somewhat awkwardly, but he couldn't help himself.

He had just raised a record $6.5 million in one day, more even than President Bush had on his best day, Sept. 30, when he collected $5.5 million in Chicago and Cincinnati.

Kerry had already exceeded that by a cool half-million before he came to Crobar, a club in Manhattan's trendy Chelsea district. Fresh from a gala at the midtown Sheraton, where serious men and women in serious garb handed over $6 million in serious cash, Kerry's $500,000 club fundraiser was icing on the cake.

Along with the 1,000 inside the club, there were hundreds outside waiting to get in. This was not the usual crowd of young revelers. Instead, there were yuppies. A sea of yuppies. There was scarcely a man in the room without his shirt tucked in and scarcely a woman without her hair pulled back.

One of the exceptions, a 20-ish woman in tight black pants and pink tube top, walked by a broad-shouldered, 6'5" Secret Service agent. The agent's head turned as she passed. His eyes widened. A patron saw him checking her out and he immediately stiffened.

Sen. Charles Schumer spoke first. The crowd cheered New York's senior senator as he introduced actress Natalie Portman.

Portman tried to rally her peers, but this wasn't her arena. She held the microphone too far from her face and was too girlishly nervous. Her soft voice lost in the noise. Dressed in a schoolgirl gray-plaid skirt and pink button-down shirt tied at her waist, she looked like Britney Spears going to a job interview.

"We use the right to drink as soon as we get it," she yelled, "use the right to vote."

Tom Delonge of Blink 182 followed Portman. He spoke fondly of the band's wartime performance on an aircraft carrier and the soldiers he met. He said he had pictures of Kerry posted all over his studio. A few in the crowd thought that strange.

The event was hosted by Kerry's stepson, Christopher Heinz, but it was his other stepson who stole the show.

As an almost giddy Kerry took the stage, he embraced his family, including wife Teresa Heinz Kerry. After a little cajoling, stepson Andre began doing impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger, George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton. Dressed in a suit and looking serious, Andre performed his hilarious imitations – and, at one point, a brief Irish jig – looking like an anchor for Comedy Central's Daily Show.

Christopher introduced his father like he was introducing a boxer. "Weighing in at 200 pounds and pushing it," he quipped, as Kerry took the stage. For about 15 minutes, he delivered his standard stump speech and joked about requests for Natalie Portman’s phone number.

"If we are going to win the legitimate war on terror the United States of America needs to win some friends and allies on this planet," Kerry told the diverse, cheering New York crowd.

After the speech, the usually staid Kerry worked the room with his jacket off and tie a little loose. Drum and bass blared on the speakers as the crowd packed the front of the club to meet the presumptive Democratic nominee.

"The people here are straight-laced, white bread and buttoned up," said waitress Tamara Melawitz, 32. She and her cocktailing colleague Rachel McGovern began to giggle when asked about the night's clientele.

"But after a couple of drinks everybody's the same," clarified McGovern, 26, giving a knowing smile as she yelled over the music.

Hollywood actors Steve Buscemi and Marisa Tomei, both Brooklyn natives, were cavorting in the elite section for elite Democrats.

Singer Moby was somewhere. Tennis star John McEnroe schmoozed backstage. Portman joked with the Heinz sons. Teresa kept a low profile, as she often does at these mass events.

Kerry had earlier visited Harlem with Sen. Hillary Clinton and Rep. Charlie Rangel. He read books to children, did the big fundraiser – a fairly standard campaign day. But this Chelsea event was different. It was the stiff Kerry loosening up, if only because the crowd encouraged it.

The young people had Howard Dean-like energy. What Kerry lacked in charisma was made up for by the young Democrats' enthusiasm for beating President Bush.

"People here tonight came for a reason," said McGovern, in the tight club uniform of black, adding that the tips were better than usual.

So what's the reason they came?

"Because John Kerry's awesome," she replied excitedly. "He even gave props to Crobar, so he's pretty cool."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cuts; fundraising; kerry; loose
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...where serious men and women in serious garb handed over $6 million in serious cash...

Dancing - before verifying certain RAT checks don't bounce? Maybe not such a smart move...

1 posted on 04/15/2004 2:54:43 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather
I already knew he was a chick magnet on the slopes and that he was into hip hop. Now this clinches his cred with me. I want a president with rhythm and who raises taxes. My man!
2 posted on 04/15/2004 2:57:12 PM PDT by ysoitanly
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To: Libloather
We need pictures. I bet they will be detrimental to Kerry.
3 posted on 04/15/2004 3:00:06 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Libloather
No photos?
Not permitted by Kerry, huh?
4 posted on 04/15/2004 3:03:00 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: Miss Marple

5 posted on 04/15/2004 3:03:34 PM PDT by Fast Ed97
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To: Libloather
Oh yes... we all want a President who "gives props to Crobar"... whateverthatmeans.
6 posted on 04/15/2004 3:03:57 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Fabrizio Quattrocchi: "Adesso vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano")
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To: Miss Marple
Please...tax day AND snaps of Kerry dancing? I won't be able to keep down food 'til the weekend...
7 posted on 04/15/2004 3:05:46 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: So Cal Rocket
He gives props to Crobar? He's off the hook! He's the fizzle fo' shizzle! I'd write more stupid lines, but I think I might have hurt myself on that last one.
8 posted on 04/15/2004 3:08:04 PM PDT by LanPB01
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To: Miss Marple; EggsAckley
One from EA a few days back.


9 posted on 04/15/2004 3:12:10 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: Libloather
" One of the exceptions, a 20-ish woman in tight black pants and pink tube top, walked by a broad-shouldered, 6'5" Secret Service agent.
The agent's head turned as she passed.
His eyes widened.
A patron saw him checking her out and he immediately stiffened."

This sounds like the script from a bodice ripper.

Surely there must be pictures of Kerry break dancing with the swells.
Or is this part of the media covering for Kerry ?
Kerry falls in a Texaco mini mart, while on vacation in Idaho-and not one reporter thought to mention this.
It was especially note worthy, in that Kerry's pratfall came the day before he fell on the slopes and announced that he never fell.

10 posted on 04/15/2004 3:16:55 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: Libloather
Was he celebrating the Iraq insurgency?
11 posted on 04/15/2004 3:18:01 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Miss Marple
Oh well, if we can't see Dancing Kerry, there's always Dancing Hillary:

http://www.miniclip.com/dancinghillary.htm
12 posted on 04/15/2004 3:18:09 PM PDT by Califelephant (John Kerry has more positions than the Kama Sutra)
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To: onyx
When I see that picture it reminds me of Elmer Gantry!
13 posted on 04/15/2004 3:18:36 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: dawn53
LOL!
Works for me.
14 posted on 04/15/2004 3:19:55 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: Miss Marple; onyx

15 posted on 04/15/2004 3:21:36 PM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
Look at the faces of his supporters.
How did he raise $6 million?
16 posted on 04/15/2004 3:26:01 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: threat matrix
where have we seen this picture before?... hmmm?
17 posted on 04/15/2004 3:28:23 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
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To: InvisibleChurch
The women in the center is a dead match for Claire Forlani, who was in 'Meet Joe Black' with Brad Pitt.
18 posted on 04/15/2004 3:30:20 PM PDT by threat matrix
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To: Miss Marple
We need pictures.
Of Kerry Cutting Lose?...... no thanks....... but here is one from his college days....

1966 black-and-white file photo of Democratic presidential candiate, Sen. John Kerry's from the Yale University yearbook. John Kerry, Young Republican? Or has the Democratic candidate for president been punk'd after nearly 40 years? Among the many activities listed under Kerry's photo in the Yale University yearbook of 1966 is membership in Yale Young Republicans. Both the Kerry campaign and the club's president at the time think the listing is a mistake, if not a prank. (AP Photo/Yale University)
Wed Apr 14, 9:55 AM ET
AP

1966 black-and-white file photo of Democratic presidential candiate, Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites)'s from the Yale University yearbook. John Kerry, Young Republican? Or has the Democratic candidate for president been punk'd after nearly 40 years? Among the many activities listed under Kerry's photo in the Yale University yearbook of 1966 is membership in Yale Young Republicans. Both the Kerry campaign and the club's president at the time think the listing is a mistake, if not a prank. (AP Photo/Yale University)

19 posted on 04/15/2004 3:34:10 PM PDT by deport (("These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I have ever seen. It's scary," Kerry said.)
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To: Libloather
Hollywood actor Steve Buscemi

Sorry Stevie, you're dead to me. Hopefully, you get whacked Sunday night, at around 9:30. And hopefully, it's the Korean guys daughter that does you in.
20 posted on 04/15/2004 3:57:14 PM PDT by motzman (Remember Fabrizio Quattrocchi - Hero)
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