Bush is thinking: "My biggest mistake is inviting you to this press conference."
Throw us a bone, Mr. President, (Kerry won't use it!), do you?
Bush continues: "Other than that, perhaps I could've sped up the swapping out of sinks in the White House and the sterilizing of carpets, drapes and upholstery so I might've gotten down to business a week earlier . . . But doubt very much that would've prevented 9/11, the Clintons weakened the country's defenses so -- with the leftwing media's eager connivance."