'The question I'm asked most often is, When are we getting our eight words?' Podesta said. Conservatives, he went on, 'have their eight words in a bumper sticker: Less government. Lower taxes. Less welfare. And so on. Where's our eight-word bumper sticker? Well, it's harder for us, because we believe in a lot more things.' "Frankly, all we want is to steal people's money and make their children available for our sexual gratification. It's too big to fit on a bumper sticker," Podesta added. /proposed sarcasm
'The question I'm asked most often is, When are we getting our eight words?' Podesta said. Conservatives, he went on, 'have their eight words in a bumper sticker: Less government. Lower taxes. Less welfare. And so on. Where's our eight-word bumper sticker? Well, it's harder for us, because we believe in a lot more things.' How about: More government. Higher taxes. More welfare. Less sovereignty.
I'd say that sums up the Progressive vision succinctly and fairly.