[Reb Raider]

He's nothing but a rank crook-pated codpiece.
A gorbellied dismal-dreaming measle.
A droning pox-marked flax-wench.
A villainous ill-nurtured giglet.
A impertinent swag-bellied lout.
A cockered pox-marked ratsbane.
A lumpish doghearted mammet!

As my husband always says to me "Tell me how you really feel!!!" Hee hee.

[50sDad]

Ach, you Thou gorbellied lean-witted giglet!

I think you may be using the Random Elizabethan Curse Generator, else methinks you mayst enjoy Actual Shakespearian Curses.