one elderly man who had found some sticks told police he nearly put one on the stove as sausage. That'd be one speecy-spiiiiicy sausage!
To: Tijeras_Slim; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; mhking
Severe indigestion ping.
2 posted on
04/05/2004 8:41:24 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Fingers of Fury™)
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3 posted on
04/05/2004 8:42:45 PM PDT by
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(I'd rather be sleeping. Let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep!)
To: martin_fierro
Yup. We Texans are strange.
My brother-in-law was arrested for not neutering his cat, hasn't been his cat for more than 6 months.
5 posted on
04/05/2004 8:44:15 PM PDT by
GeronL
(Hey, I am on the internet. I have a right (cough, cough) to write stupid things.)
To: martin_fierro; mhking; hchutch
No one has been injured, but one elderly man who had found some sticks told police he nearly put one on the stove as sausage. He told police he had taken others to the station but forgot one, and when he reached for sausage while cooking, he instead picked up the dynamite.Just Damn.
9 posted on
04/05/2004 8:47:45 PM PDT by
Poohbah
("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Maj. Vic Deakins, USAF)
To: martin_fierro; TexKat
Strange!
10 posted on
04/05/2004 8:50:06 PM PDT by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: martin_fierro
LOL! You 100% sure this dateline wasn't April 1?
11 posted on
04/05/2004 8:51:44 PM PDT by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: martin_fierro
Easter egg hunts this sunday should be interesting.
13 posted on
04/05/2004 8:58:10 PM PDT by
dc-zoo
To: martin_fierro
one elderly man who had found some sticks told police he nearly put one on the stove as sausage.
"Now whars them gol dern eggs"?
14 posted on
04/05/2004 9:00:53 PM PDT by
mylife
To: martin_fierro
Thought it was a sausage?!?!
"I've been to two picnics and a state fair and that is the stupidest thing I ever heard over a set of headphones."
Slim pickens, Dr. Strangelove.
15 posted on
04/05/2004 9:00:53 PM PDT by
RobRoy
(Science is about "how." Christianity is about "why.")
To: martin_fierro
As Chick Hearn used to say "the mustards off the hot dog" Ka boom. How could anyone think a stick of dynamite was a sausage!! That's hysterical and also extremely concerning as to where that came from and why was it placed alongside the road.
18 posted on
04/05/2004 9:18:40 PM PDT by
WestCoastGal
("Hire paranoids, they may have a high false alarm rate, but they discover all the plots" Rumsfeld)
To: mhking
Just Boom ping
To: martin_fierro
Talk about sausage with a 'bang'.........
20 posted on
04/05/2004 9:24:21 PM PDT by
deport
(("These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I have ever seen. It's scary," Kerry said.)
To: martin_fierro
Sounds like something Curly would have done, nyuk nyuk nyuk;)))
To: martin_fierro; carlo3b
one elderly man who had found some sticks told police he nearly put one on the stove as sausage. Hey Carlo...got any dynamite sausage recipes???
26 posted on
04/05/2004 10:23:33 PM PDT by
jellybean
(Official Custodian of the Word Gobsmacked!)
To: martin_fierro
someone lost their "fishing tackle"...
28 posted on
04/05/2004 11:26:11 PM PDT by
dogbrain
(memo to self: Don't drink from toilet; it's where democrats wash their hands....)
To: martin_fierro
As Boudreaux said to the game warden after tossing him the stick of synamite, "Well, are you goin' to talk or are you goin' to fish?"
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