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To: suzyq5558
I guess a song is in order.
42 posted on 03/31/2004 9:39:11 AM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Yes, a song in order, and I can't resist posting this joke my sister sent to me via email this morning. Apologies if any of you have already heard it:

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teachers asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well my Mom's a George Bush fan and my Dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont so she asks, "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!"

44 posted on 03/31/2004 9:48:28 AM PST by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W. Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: doug from upland
I was wondering when you were going to jump into this particular opportunity :-).

Any Mamas and Papas song, maybe?

"Lazy Days...." might be the song.

64 posted on 03/31/2004 10:26:47 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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