[isthisnickcool]

They found a very vicious bunny guarding the entrance to a cave. A very mean bunny with big teeth that can really leap.

Fortunately, the rover has been equipped with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

They found a very vicious bunny guarding the entrance to a cave. A very mean bunny with big teeth that can really leap.

No wonder Jimmy Carter is so vocal today!

He heard that the bunny can swim and he's deathly afraid of it returning to earth.

Such a brave Nobel Prize "winner"

The affirmative action winner.

[Ichneumon]

They found a very vicious bunny guarding the entrance to a cave.

Nah, bunnies on Mars are old news:

(And no, that series of photos from the Rover has *not* been doctored.)

[BikerNYC]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."