You gotta fit "Thurston" in there somewhere. And of course, Ter-AY-Sa is AKA "Luvvy".
John-Jaquesstrap F'n S.O.B. Winthrop Al Qerry-Heinz
Thuston is funny, but IMO Winthrop has the same cachet...and Kerry really is a Winthrop!
BTW, wasn't that Dan Ackroyd's name in "Trading Places?"