[Enduring Freedom]

Benedict Kerry?

Horni?

This is too rich for words.

Acronym fun:

John Kerry = HORNY JERK

[thoughtomator]

Kerry ain't a Jew. Don't taint my people with his fabricated relation. Kerry is a Tranzi (the new Nazi - trans-National Socialist). The moment it is within his power, he will surely initiate the pogroms to eradicate us and everyone else who fears Adonai Echad.

[syriacus]

Fritz Kohn (now Fredrick Kerry) walked into the lobby of a posh Boston hotel, his Caddy idling outside, and shot himself in the head, bleeding all over the probably just-mopped tile. ,

Odd he left his Caddy running. Was it definitely suicide.?

BTW, Why did Frederick leave Chicago where he and his family lived for the first 6 or so years he was in the US?

[kezekiel]

Hey, another smart, snappy, piece of East Coast writing, complete with a poop reference, a jab at Bush, a few Jewish jokes that would never fly outside of the boroughs, a reminder of just how homerish the Eastern intelligencia thinks Middle America is, and to top it off, a homage to Lenny Bruce.

Love it.

Not.

[rogueleader]

Left out of the essay is any mention of Kerry's mysterious Buddhist connections.

[cyborg]

I am remembering a line from Driving Miss Daisy that were I to repeat it, would get me a spanky from the mods.

[Petronski]

An Irish, Jewish, Catholic, blue-blooded, folk-guitar and hockey playin' man of the people.

John Kerry is all things to all people. He is the alpha and the omega. All hail JFK!

Where the hell did I put my pills?

[Petronski]

For your consideration.

[Betaille]

"But deep down in the bleeding cockles of America’s heart, everyone wants a Jewish president"
Kerry is not JEWISH!!! The writer of this column clearly doesn't know anything about Judaism... if he did, he would know that being jewish is passed down from your mothers side of the family, not fathers. Even if his ancestor hadn't converted he would not be jewish. This is the most pathetic pandering I have ever seen. I voted for Gore in 2000 partially because of Leiberman, but that was because I liked his social values, not just cuz he's jewish like me. I hope black people are as mad about his claiming to be the next black president as I am about his ethnic pandering to jews. If he's jewish, why has he been so horrible to Israel?