AQ Persian Gulf Ops Chief Killed in Saudi Arabia...

One less
jihad to answer
One less
ahmed to try
One less
explosion to pick up after
but all Osama do is cry cry cry
(he's blown away he's blown away) Oh, I am so happy
My! Did he go!
Since he tried to flee the chamber's been emptied
Though europeaceniks regret
Dubyas got them undone
Every slimeball that breathes
must go on the run
No matter where in the world
jihadist are fearful 'bout him
Cause they're time's gone
cough cough cough

(Gagging from bad falsetta vocals)Special thanks to The Fifth Dimension. You've been a beautiful audience. Goodnight and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Fifth Dimension One Less Man

One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
One less man to pick up after
I should be happy
But all I do is cry
(Cry, cry, no more laughter) I should be happy
(Oh, why did he go)
Since he left my life's so empty
Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
'Cause I still love him so
I spend each day the way I start out
Crying my heart out
One less man to pick up after
No more laughter, no more love
Since he went away (he went away)
(One less bell to answer) Why did he leave me
(Why, why, why did he leave)
(One less bell to answer) Now I've got one less egg to fry
One less egg to fry
(Why, why, why did he leave) And all I do is cry
(One less bell to answer) Because a man told me goodbye
(Why, why, why did he leave)
(One less bell to answer) Somebody tell me please
Where did he go, why did he go
(Why, why, why did he leave) How could he leave me

41 posted on 03/15/2004 10:52:54 PM PST by sully777 (Wealth through labor so that I may labor through wealth.)

Wrap his body in pig vomit.

42 posted on 03/15/2004 11:47:08 PM PST by kropcke

To: Coop; Boot Hill; Angelus Errare; Cap Huff

This was a very big get.....Al-qaida lieutenant 'taking over persian Gulf operations'

Abu Hazim is on Saudi Arabia's list of 19 most-wanted al-Qaida operatives, listed under his real name of Khalid Ali Bin Ali Al-Hajj.

They got the Persian Gulf operations chief..

43 posted on 03/16/2004 3:56:26 AM PST by Dog

They got the Persian Gulf operations chief.

Yeah, that position has had high turnover lately.

Next!

44 posted on 03/16/2004 4:01:12 AM PST by Coop ("Hero" is the last four-letter word I'd use to describe John Kerry)

J.F'in.K. spokeperson said "George Bush misled the American people on the date and time we would capture him"

45 posted on 03/16/2004 4:17:18 AM PST by NewLand (PRESIDENT BUSH...YOU KNOW WHERE HE STANDS!)

"Saudi Arabia's list of 19 most-wanted al-Qaida operatives"

Ironic number.

--Boot Hill

46 posted on 03/16/2004 4:22:47 AM PST by Boot Hill (Candy-gram for Osama bin Mongo, candy-gram for Osama bin Mongo!)

That leaves Abdul Aziz al-Muqrin and Louis Attiya Allah the only high-ranking al-Qaeda leaders in Saudi Arabia from the original 5.

3 down so far, 2 to go.

47 posted on 03/16/2004 7:19:44 AM PST by Angelus Errare

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