[Howlin]

It's Door Number Two, Tom.

She's just too greedy and too important to be subjected to the same rules that we, the great unwashed masses, are.

And the funniest part of this deal is that it apparently was on the table until the second they filed the first charges against her; I read back then that she actually accepted the deal, but at the last minute, decided to make a call to somebody at the DOJ and try to go over the head of the New York prosecutor to get an even better deal!

Things went all to hell shortly after that.

[TomGuy]

Recipes to come:

Fritters for Felons.

Potatoes in the pokie.

Crispy critters in the clink.

Holiday hangers in the hoosgow.