Posted on 03/03/2004 9:41:03 PM PST by doug from upland
http://www.guidinglightvideo.com/postcard/smilerack.htm
Hello mother...hello mother...you're the same sex...where's the other
Something strange that I am seeing...both my parents have to sit down while they're peeing
Though you think it is amusing...things for me have been confusing
Little League I gave a whirl...but they laughed at my 'cause I threw like a girl
Who will teach me to be male...why do you paint my toenails
I do not have a role model...when I walk I shake my butt and really waddle
My pink undies are quite silly...my names Phil, they...call me Filly
Show and tell has not been easy...girls think that all my Barbies are so sleazy
Your wedding I heard was formal...I have never known what's normal
Why can't I...have both a mom and dad just like the other girls and guys
A critque that I won't soften...that time of the month's too often
My friend John...has asked me what that thing is that you each strap on
Wait a minute...it is clearer...judges think we've all grown queerer
With their own interpretation...they have really managed to screw up our nation
Although I'm afraid of knowing...curiosity is growing
My friends ask how long you dated...with a turkey baster had I been created
Dutchess, remind mom and dad that it is the DemocRATS and their judges who are doing this to us. They are the ones with the gay agenda that is destroying our culture.
One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair
chorus: I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it
Put your frock on, Jean Marie
Plait your hair, Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy
chorus
Wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud
chorus
"I'm a Boy", by The Who
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