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1 posted on 03/03/2004 8:25:07 AM PST by Sub-Driver
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The good news for Senator Kerry is that the Rover discovered that apparently Mars has an unlimited supply of Botox.
2 posted on 03/03/2004 8:27:11 AM PST by dfwgator
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Parody is getting harder and harder to distinguish from the real thing...
3 posted on 03/03/2004 8:28:24 AM PST by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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"Evidence of previous water is not the same as the presence of actual water now," said Mr. Kerry



Say what????? If this country actually votes this guy in...I may pull a Hollywood and start trying to move elsewhere...LOL Does it get any weirder than Kerry?
6 posted on 03/03/2004 8:35:05 AM PST by PaulaB ( Our nation was founded upon the principle of God)
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LOL! Hope Rush sees this.
9 posted on 03/03/2004 8:38:57 AM PST by Ben Hecks
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The only thing missing from this that distinguishes it from real Loony Left rants is the obligatory accusation that Bush launched his illegal robotic occupation of Mars in order to benefit Halliburton and his other moneyed special interest campaign contributors.
14 posted on 03/03/2004 9:22:24 AM PST by Dalan
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This is way too believable. Someone must have hacked our thin-headed opponents computer!
15 posted on 03/03/2004 9:25:15 AM PST by Jaysun (No matter how rich a man is, he can only drink 30-40 beers a day.)
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As stupid as this sounds, this is the demoncratic theme. Every thing they say will start out with "President Bush lied about..."
17 posted on 03/03/2004 9:51:41 AM PST by pfflier
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