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Needed: More "Two Cows" Jokes
Brad DeLong ^
| February 28, 2004
| Brad DeLong
Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom
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To: sciencediet; ILBBACH
if that ping list has anythong (sic - Freud) to do with Dubya being hot, put me on it!It has ONLY to do with GWB being HOT-looking. Heck, we've even been called "disrespectful" --- haven't we?
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:26:14 PM PST
by
onyx
To: sciencediet; ILBBACH
if that ping list has anythong (sic - Freud) to do with Dubya being hot, put me on it!It has ONLY to do with GWB being HOT-looking. Heck, we've even been called "disrespectful" --- haven't we?
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:26:14 PM PST
by
onyx
To: MurryMom
HillaryYou have two cows and they both look like Webster Hubble.
To: MurryMom
I'll give you one: Bevo (aka 13-0).
Trajan88; TAMU Class of 88; Law Hall (may it R.I.P.) Ramp 9 Mule; f.u.p.!
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:30:11 PM PST
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: onyx
Alright, I'm in. Thinking he's hot can't possibly be disrespectful.
I mean, unless it's a Democrat doing the thinking....oh, never mind.
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:40:30 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: sciencediet
This is one of my favorite photos. A perfect subtle ZOT.
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:43:34 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: Tooters
You have a nice smile. :) Why, thank you. So do you.
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posted on
02/29/2004 4:22:39 PM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: Tooters
Trolls are the new disrupters. Ashes are the oldies. Different names but same results :)
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posted on
02/29/2004 4:24:20 PM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: MurryMom
The DU/MurrayMom version:
You have two perfectly good cows. You're unhappy anyway. It's Pres. Bush's fault.
To: demnomo
No, no. Murry Mom is definitely not ASH. ASH wouldn't post such drivel. ASH was a liberal, but the guy could argue in a reasonable manner, not just post sarcastic jibes/insults and partisan platitudes in a bad imitation of Maureen Dowd. ASH could sometimes see the hypocrisy of the left and didn't really care much for Clinton. Murry Mom lusts for her hero Clinton and thinks strictly partisan--no matter what the truth--or facts--are. She probably thinks Terry McAwful is the best thing that ever happened to the DNC and that Hillary should be President because, Hillary is a "strong feminist" and would never be a doormat to any man. ;)
So MurryMom has a thing for president Bentmember huh? Better have some ice handy MurryMom.
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posted on
02/29/2004 4:26:48 PM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: MurryMom
Dont quit your day job, if you have one.
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posted on
02/29/2004 6:46:14 PM PST
by
sarasmom
(Vote no on all judicial retentions. Dont vote for any new judges. Impeach the rest.)
To: MurryMom
Gerald Nadler--the two fattest cows in Congress.
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posted on
02/29/2004 8:03:28 PM PST
by
DennisR
To: MurryMom
Oh, look; our resident useful idiot figured out how to post a new version of its old drivel.
Don't you even realize that you are a laughingstock around here? You must have made a wrong turn at Mars because you sure aren't anywhere near THIS planet.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:52:46 PM PST
by
petuniasevan
(Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?)
To: MurryMom
Two cows? How about Hillary and McCulsky?
To: All
If I'm not mistaken this is the first time that MurryMom has authored a thread. What, her 5 year old son Murry showed her how to post one?
To: petuniasevan
A left at Albuquerque...
To: Indy Pendance
Pardon me but you've put her head on the wrong end ........:o)
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posted on
02/29/2004 11:18:34 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: petuniasevan
... you are a laughingstock ..." Nice choice of words, Petunia. I see you must have passed 11th grade English.
There is an election on November 2. Unless the polls change dramatically by then, you won't be laughing very hard at me on November 3.
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posted on
03/03/2004 11:01:11 AM PST
by
MurryMom
To: MurryMom
Hey MurryMom. Yes in deed there was an election. You know the result.
I saw the following in the November 4, 2004 Dallas Morning News Letters from Readers. The writer (Sandra Bienkowski of Plano, TX) must have attended the school of MurryMom.
"The results of this election made me cry. The mood around my friends was somber. As John Kerry supporters, the results felt like a funeral for our hope.
In an effort to console me, one friend joked: As long as you don't get sick, get old, lose a job, or mind a bad economy, a disastrous war and an arrogant president, you should be just fine."
To MurryMom and all your friends and family... Bush 2004!
Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88
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posted on
11/07/2004 4:03:41 PM PST
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: MurryMom
Patty Murray: Afghan working single mothers love Osama because he gave them all two cows.
John Edwards: you had two cows, but one got sick and died, so you sued your veterinarian and got three more.
John Kerry: you had three cows yesterday, you have one today, but you will have two cows tomorrow.
Tom Daschle: you had two cows, but every time you stopped speaking, you would put on this really big grin. They got scared and left.
Tom Coburn: you have two cows, but you won't let them go off into the pasture together.
Jim Bunning: You had two cows, but they looked like Saddam's sons, so you killed them.
Terry McAuliffe: you had two cows. You sold them, so now you don't have any milk for your family. They hate you, and you don't know why, considering that you have lots of money.
Ali Musab al-Zarqawi: You have two cows and three cow heads. Your neighbors hate you, and you know why.
Osama bin Laden: you have no cows, so you made a movie about what it would be like if you had some.
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posted on
11/07/2004 4:13:35 PM PST
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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