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Needed: More "Two Cows" Jokes
Brad DeLong ^
| February 28, 2004
| Brad DeLong
Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom
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To: MurryMom
Hastert and Cheney -- the two fattest cows in office today.![](http://www.ytedk.com/fatted2.jpg)
Wanna rethink that..?
To: teletech
I had all but forgotten old 'ASH'. Hey ASH, is that you? Come on now, you can tell us. Did you get a sex change and become 'MurryMom'?
If he/she did, how could you tell? :)
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:33:38 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: coloradan
Yow!
To: MurryMom
Judging from your posts here, you are a hateful person full of anger.
To: Leroy S. Mort
Gee, thanks.... now we have to pass around the AJAX to scrub our eyes out ;-)
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:35:59 AM PST
by
Tamzee
(The Democrat Party...... Kerrying water for Communism since 1971)
To: Tooters
Kerry Nation:
You have two cows- John Fonda Kerry shoots one with a .50 cal machine gun.
- John Fonda Kerry gives the other one to the Viet Cong.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:36:32 AM PST
by
reg45
To: MurryMom
Islamofascist:
You have two cows. You kill and eat them both. You now have no cows. Blame the Jooooooos and their lackeys, the Americans...
To: MurryMom
Hastert and Cheney -- the two fattest cows in office today. It doesn't help your case to just flat-out lie:
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:37:55 AM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never let your life be directed by people who could only get government jobs.)
To: MurryMom
And more.... mom
Clinton Capitalism:
You have two cows. You deny any knowledge of them.
Gore Capitalism:
You have two cows. You claim you invented them.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:39:55 AM PST
by
deport
(For Sale: Iraqi rifle, never fired, dropped once)
To: reg45
Good one! :)
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:40:19 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: 4mycountry; MurryMom
"Well, lookey here. MurryMom has graced us with her presence. </sarcasm>"
That statement is Homophobic.
Just beacause someone calls themselves a "mom" doesn't neccissarily mean that person is female.
For purposes of clarity MURRYMOM should change it's name to Murryperson or Murryapplicant.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:40:23 AM PST
by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
To: teletech
No, no. Murry Mom is definitely not ASH. ASH wouldn't post such drivel. ASH was a liberal, but the guy could argue in a reasonable manner, not just post sarcastic jibes/insults and partisan platitudes in a bad imitation of Maureen Dowd. ASH could sometimes see the hypocrisy of the left and didn't really care much for Clinton.
Murry Mom lusts for her hero Clinton and thinks strictly partisan--no matter what the truth--or facts--are. She probably thinks Terry McAwful is the best thing that ever happened to the DNC and that Hillary should be President because, Hillary is a "strong feminist" and would never be a doormat to any man. ;)
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:42:30 AM PST
by
demnomo
To: null and void
Islamofascist:You have two cows. You kill and eat them both. You now have no cows. Blame the Jooooooos and their lackeys, the Americans...
Great one!
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:43:50 AM PST
by
Tamzee
(The Democrat Party...... Kerrying water for Communism since 1971)
To: MurryMom
Were you seeking to convey an intelligent thought,here?Try again....this post just doesn't do it.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:43:56 AM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: MurryMom
Really needed: More "s**t happens" theological jokes.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:44:34 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s**t.)
To: MurryMom
You had Tuco. But then Blondie and Angel-Eyes came and there was a gunfight.
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:45:38 AM PST
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: Redcoat LI
Or MurryParentalUnit
To: Tooters
If he/she did, how could you tell? :) I can't, thats why I asked. :)
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:48:19 AM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: Tooters
Ash alert?!
I haven't seen those in forever!! I saw a couple when I first joined FR, but they've disappeared ever since!
New tagline inspiration!
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:50:26 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(Save our history! Bring back ASH ALERTs! ^o^)
To: MurryMom
The ridiculous liberal moron MurryMom is back.
How many times have you been banned now?
Your going to enjoy the next election when your precious Rat party loses everything.
CYA
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posted on
02/29/2004 10:53:07 AM PST
by
Bullish
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