[Poohbah]

Don't get your hopes up thinking I'm an "a$$wipe".

I stand corrected. A$$wipes serve a useful purpose. You just waste food, water, and oxygen.

[tame]

I stand corrected.

You usually do.

A$$wipes serve a useful purpose. You just waste food, water, and oxygen.

Man, you cannot pull yourself away from your testicular and anal fascinations, can you?

But we're not really interested in hearing you wax philosophical about wiping your A$$.