[tame]

I stand corrected.

You usually do.

A$$wipes serve a useful purpose. You just waste food, water, and oxygen.

Man, you cannot pull yourself away from your testicular and anal fascinations, can you?

But we're not really interested in hearing you wax philosophical about wiping your A$$.

[GOP_1900AD]

Given the energy displayed at this event, I would like to throw down a challenge. I would like to see the following vision put into play. Imagine thousands of events like this taking place over the next year. Imagine the full mobilization of a reinvigorated GOP support network, and, the creation of the "mother-of-all-web-communities," far outclassing and outmarshaling anything we've seen from the Deaniacs. Meet ups, freeps, funding drives, recruitment, team writing and pulbication, distributed planning and mangement. We already know how to do these things and already do them well - this is the springboard from which we can surge ahead. Imagine the resurgence of the classical Right wing of the GOP, raising our voices in unison, and seizing the reins of GOP power back under our control. Imagine unprecedented outreach to youth, to hardworking average Americans, to legal immigrants, and to true believers in borders, language and culture. Now, let us take this vision, and set forth on an incredible journey. Hang on for the rocket ride of your lives!

[Poohbah]

But we're not really interested in hearing you wax philosophical about wiping your A$$.

Maybe you should, since you seem to talk out of yours. But that's no surprise, since your head's jammed so far up it you need a Plexiglas windown in your stomach to see where you're going.