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World's Thinnest Books
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Posted on 02/19/2004 6:57:41 PM PST by technomage

And now, for a breath of fresh air:

World's Thinnest Books:

25. HOW TO STAY IN POWER by Saddam Hussein
24. MY SONS, MY SONS by Saddam Hussein
23. WHY I SHOULD LEAD OUR COUNTRY by Howard Dean, M.D.
22. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT FRANCE by Bill O'Reilly (Fox News)
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

And the number one World's Thinnest Book:


1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by Rev. Jessie


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To: technomage
You left out the old Mad Magazine favorite:

Famous Jewish Athletes.
21 posted on 02/19/2004 7:25:26 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Why the long face, John?)
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To: technomage
"What I Think About When I'm Not Thinking of Myself" - Hillary Clinton
22 posted on 02/19/2004 7:26:13 PM PST by Rocky
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To: technomage
Energizing your Sexy Self, by Hillary Clinton
23 posted on 02/19/2004 7:27:54 PM PST by Petronski (John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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To: technomage
"A Lifetime of Great Jokes" by Al Franken

"Secrets to Great Rock n Roll" by "Rush," with forward by "Yes."
24 posted on 02/19/2004 7:31:01 PM PST by Petronski (John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
kind of like:

Swimming Lessons by Natalie Wood (IMHO the most beautiful woman who ever lived)

and Skiing Lessons by Sonny Bono

25 posted on 02/19/2004 7:32:54 PM PST by eccentric
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To: Rocky
"What I Think About When I'm Not Thinking of Myself" - Hillary Clinton

Oh, you Freepers are good, real good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 posted on 02/19/2004 7:33:53 PM PST by technomage
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To: technomage
"Keeping that Bustline Young" by Janet Jackson

"Humility" by Bill O'Reilly

"All My Secrets to Classic Good Taste" and
"Beyond Adolescence" a desk set by Howard Stern

27 posted on 02/19/2004 7:34:20 PM PST by Petronski (John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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To: technomage
Diary of an Italian War Hero
Classic Eastern European Cars
The Search for Liberace's Love Child
Tax Protestors That Win In Court
The Wit and Wisdom of Yakov Schmirnov
The Contributions of "Up With People" to Music
USFL All-Stars
Paul Lynde's Guide to Picking Up Ladies
How Y2K Will End the World by Hal Lindsay
Succeeding in Hollywood on Talent Alone, by Julia Robberts
Howard Dean Fever, Catch It!
The Seattle Pilots All Star Book
Lucianne's Beauty Secrets
Dennis Kuchinich, Sex Machine!
An Intellectual Discussion of the Films of Jerry Bruckheimer

Etc, Etc....

28 posted on 02/19/2004 7:34:22 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Be oblong and have your knees removed...)
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To: technomage
French Military Victories.

"We HATE the French! We fight WARS against them! Did all those men die at Agincourt in vain? Was the man who burn't Jane of Kerry merely wasting good matches? (apologies to BlackAdder)

29 posted on 02/19/2004 7:36:20 PM PST by LibKill (My sigil: Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
? Sandy Kofax (sp?)
30 posted on 02/19/2004 7:39:08 PM PST by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser
Okay Scrutiniser, YOU have a great sense of humor and, of course, great humor is always based in FACT.
31 posted on 02/19/2004 7:42:44 PM PST by technomage
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To: technomage
"HOW TO MAKE SOFTWARE APPLICATIONS SAFE FROM MALICIOUS CYBER-ATTACKS"....The Microsoft Corporation
32 posted on 02/19/2004 7:45:15 PM PST by American Blood
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To: MilspecRob
Also Mark Spitz.
33 posted on 02/19/2004 7:46:58 PM PST by yarddog
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To: technomage
Don't get me started, I can bang out at least 20 more!
34 posted on 02/19/2004 7:47:17 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Be oblong and have your knees removed...)
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To: technomage
The Democrat Party Platform for 2004.

Foreward
We hate George Bush.

The End.

-PJ

35 posted on 02/19/2004 7:47:54 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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To: technomage
The New Dr Spock's Child Care book with special insert by Michael Jackson

I've Never Had Plastic Surgery by Cher

Never Let 'Em See You Sweat by Algore

37 posted on 02/19/2004 7:53:03 PM PST by goresalooza (Is that enbalming fluid leaking from Lurch's tear ducts or is he just glad to see us?)
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To: technomage
Be a better driver, by Teddy "the submarine commander" Kennedy
38 posted on 02/19/2004 7:53:41 PM PST by Clay Moore
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To: technomage
UNDERSTANDING THE CONSTITUTION

By The Democratic National Committee.

39 posted on 02/19/2004 7:55:37 PM PST by CharacterCounts
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To: Jeff Chandler
Sandy Koufax? Mark Spitz?
40 posted on 02/19/2004 7:56:25 PM PST by Alter Kaker (Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one’s nose.-Heine)
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