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Cold farewell for Sweden's dead (what?!)
AP ^ | 8 February 2004 | AP

Posted on 02/09/2004 7:00:03 AM PST by fdsa2

Edited on 04/29/2004 2:03:52 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Concerns about the environmental impact of cremating the dead in Sweden has led one company to seek a solution that's more ice than fire.

Instead of normal cremation, where a body is incinerated at high temperature, Swedish company Promessa Organic AB, says bodies are flash-frozen to minus 18 degrees Celsius (minus 64 Fahrenheit) and then dipped in liquid nitrogen with a temperature of minus 196 degrees Celsius (minus 385 Fahrenheit).


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: environment; environmental; sweden; weird
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To: ZULU
I would expect to read about them in Danish newspapers any day now, since Tor, Oden and Freja is back in fashion after being registered as a religion in Denmark recently.
21 posted on 02/09/2004 8:01:03 AM PST by fdsa2 (Don´t touch my snuff)
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To: fdsa2
"On top of the grave you can set a plant, that is taking advantage of the nutrients in the 'compost,"' said Wiigh-Maesak, adding that she herself would very much like to become a white rhododendron.

Uh, Suzanne? My parents and my late sister are not "compost".

22 posted on 02/09/2004 8:04:05 AM PST by Darnright
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To: sandbar
You can have it (every man to his ...), guess it beats the standing up option that was on the table in some municipalities...
23 posted on 02/09/2004 8:13:11 AM PST by fdsa2 (Don´t touch my snuff)
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Freeze-dried Sven crystals.
24 posted on 02/09/2004 8:22:15 AM PST by Consort
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To: fdsa2
That means Ted Williams is half way through a Swedish burial.
25 posted on 02/09/2004 8:25:03 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: sandbar
Yeah, diamonds are forever!
26 posted on 02/09/2004 8:26:11 AM PST by pepperdog (God Bless and Protect our Troops)
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To: fdsa2
...guess it beats the standing up option that was on the table in some municipalities...

Like this?


27 posted on 02/09/2004 8:26:22 AM PST by ZOOKER
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To: fdsa2
she herself would very much like to become a white rhododendron

Let's see. I should like to become something that is very difficult to control, such as bamboo, mint, or the ultimate -- kudzu!

Interesting idea, though. As long as they don't turn the remains into "Soylent Green."

Welcome to Free Republic!

28 posted on 02/09/2004 8:30:50 AM PST by RedWhiteBlue (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: RedWhiteBlue
"Then it can be returned to the ecological cycle in a dignified manner."

SOYLENT GREEN
29 posted on 02/09/2004 8:33:05 AM PST by DeepDish (This space for rent.)
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To: fdsa2
I take it that y'all don't do the set-them-adrift-in-a-burning-boat thing anymore.
30 posted on 02/09/2004 8:36:36 AM PST by Redcloak (Mirab, his sails unfurled.)
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To: fdsa2
But what about all the billions of dead animals, those inconsiderate beasts who just croak and rot on the surface? Who will take care of that "problem"? Swedes? Norweigians? Or some other Scandanavian country with too much time on its hands because they let others defend them?
31 posted on 02/09/2004 8:44:48 AM PST by Hank Rearden (Don't let your life be directed by people who could only get government jobs.)
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To: fdsa2
If they were to put the powder in an urn and place it on their no longer used fireplace mantle, would they thaw out?Like some kinda Swedish Slurpee?
32 posted on 02/09/2004 8:52:05 AM PST by zygoat
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To: farmfriend
ping
33 posted on 02/09/2004 10:32:30 AM PST by Libertarianize the GOP (Ideas have consequences)
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To: fdsa2; Ace2U; Alamo-Girl; Alas; alfons; alphadog; amom; AndreaZingg; Anonymous2; ...
Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.
34 posted on 02/09/2004 12:04:38 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: farmfriend
BTTT!!!!!!
35 posted on 02/09/2004 12:21:03 PM PST by E.G.C.
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To: fdsa2
Brings to mind a bit of Robert Service:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
                        By the men who moil for gold;
                        The Actic trails have their secret tales
                        That would make your blood run cold;
                        The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
                        But the queerest they ever did see
                        Was that night on the marge of Lac LeBarge
                        I cremeated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold til I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead - it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn, but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate these last remains."

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows - O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent, and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Til I came to the marge of Lac LeBarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the 'Alice May.'
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then, "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared - such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow;
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked;"... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door!
It's warm in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm--
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

            There are strange things done in the midnight sun
            By the men who moil for gold;
            The Arctic trails have their secret tales
            That would make your blood run cold;
            The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
            But the queerest they ever did see
            Was that night on the marge of Lac LeBarge
            I cremeated Sam McGee.

Robert Service, 1907

36 posted on 02/09/2004 12:36:51 PM PST by Species8472
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To: zygoat
No. More like instant coffee.
37 posted on 02/09/2004 12:39:12 PM PST by cinFLA
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To: fdsa2

,,, goodbye cruel world.


38 posted on 02/09/2004 12:46:02 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: fdsa2
Why don't they just turn the corpses into Soylent Green and get it over with already?
39 posted on 02/09/2004 12:52:59 PM PST by Prince Charles
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To: Servant of the 9
When the people powder is placed in the ground, it will absorb moisture, reconstitute and become fresh ground people.

After they are powderized they probably need to do the dehydration thing. Then press the powder and put it into foil bags. Sort of like those "Space Ice Cream" stuff that NASA sells at their gift shops.
40 posted on 04/28/2004 8:20:06 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
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