Posted on 02/03/2004 8:57:27 AM PST by Lando Lincoln
Mr. President, I know you are busy, and I think you are doing a terrific job saving the free world from Islamic Fascism. Youve got my vote; however, I have a bit of a concern. Let me get this right, I get up earlier than Id wish to every day, burn a fresh hole in my gut with the first of several cups of coffee, drive a car I can barely afford gas for, to a job I dont really like. There, I stand for eight to ten hours on concrete floors, unloading trucks, stocking shelves, running a cash register and doing a hundred other mind numbing tasks. I return home exhausted, with my feet, back and knees aching, to a house I cant really afford. Now, Mr. President, can you explain why you think it is a good idea to take a portion of my hard earned money, and give it to the National Endowment for the Arts?
Mr. President, I like art. I dont really enjoy musical theater, but I like Shakespeare. I love literature, and have stacks of books packing my shelves. Those books, I mostly bought used; I didnt receive a government grant. I also enjoy the visual arts, especially film, and Im not unfamiliar with painting and photography I even have a few favorite artists. However, I dont have the time to go to many museums. I work, Mr. President, and I go to school; one day, when I can afford it, I will probably have a family. I dont see myself being able to indulge in art appreciation any time soon.
I know that you and your friends have the time and money for such cultural pursuits; what I dont understand, is why you think I should have to pay for your pleasure and edification. Oh, but there I go being crass and selfish by bringing money into the hallowed arts. I know you just cannot put a price tag on the artistic projects funded by the NEA. What is the value of a crucifix suspended in urine, photographs of men with bull-whips up their anuses, the Mother of God smeared with dung, an American flag used as a door mat or a performance artist smearing chocolate sauce on herself? Surely, it is more valuable than the food on my table, the health insurance I cannot afford or the savings I would like to accumulate for the family I hope to raise. And by the way, Mr. President, I dont want you to pay for my insurance or my future children either; unlike the governing elite, I pay my own way.
Mr. President, allow me to offer you a brief synopsis of the free market. If a good or service has a value, people will buy it. Things of value do not require government subsidization. Good art will sell or be sponsored by wealthy patrons, while inferior art will fail. The intrinsic value of art is too subjective for one person or a committee to judge; such evaluations are best left to the free market. The works of Monet and Beethoven will endure forever, not because they are subsidized, but because people are willing to pay to experience them. The pet projects of anti-American, anti-Christian, gay activist bureaucratic art snobs will fail. If an artist is starving, it is because his art is lousy (and he is too lazy to apply for food stamps).
Mr. President, I appreciate your noble sentiments. I understand that you see the value of art, and want to share it with the world. You want Americas children to be edified by historys masterpieces. You believe that every citizen (and maybe some undocumented immigrants) deserves the same cultural experiences that you and your wealthy friends enjoy. But please, Mr. President, pay for it out of your own pocket; pass the hat to Edwards, Kerry, Corzine, Kennedy and Rockefeller while youre at it. The funds for the NEA come from income taxes, which are mostly paid by the rich, and therefore very little of this burden will be carried by me. However, Id prefer that the wealthy (who pay my salary) be allowed to keep more of their money so that they can give me a pay raise. All of us would benefit from the arts, but many of us are just trying to survive. We could survive a lot better if you and your friends would take your hands out of our pockets!
Sincerely,
An Average American
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He didn't choose his parents carefully enough, so he has to WORK his way through school.
Ever hear the expression money makes the world go round? I have a business dependent on customers who require disposable income. I have employees with young children who ask for advances so they can get to work the next week. And, oh yeah, next time I go in for that business note I'll tell my friendly banker that, "Income doesn't matter." I'll bet that'll get me a long way.
Simple. One reason only. To take it back from the Democrats. Next!
Personally, I've done rather well here. Thank you very much. As for as my employees, I guess I'm just an old softie when I see an ambitious young man with a family, anxious to learn a trade and aquire skills to advance himself and responsible enough to take care of family, not to mention honest enough to advise me of his financial situation; I choose to extend a hand rather than pull the carpet out from under him. It sounds to me like you think everyone deserves a kick in the ass. I don't.
Huh?
And is so vain, he puts this in his own bio.
Believe me, I've been known to kick ass with the best of them.
Back to the article. I think it was corny and it did not resonate with me personally. But since it was about the National Endowment of the Arts, I wrote off his choice of a working schlumph to artistic license or playing to his audience. I do not find his writing to be great literature nor a real effective way to make points with the culturally elite. The message however, is plain and clear, "don't rob the working man to support a bunch of limp-wristed (and usually left of center) people who tend to be the real deadbeats and drain on society." Somehow, it got turned around to the guy with the job being the deadbeat.
Thank you for the clarification.
You do understand that this is not about his job or your job or my job don't you? It is about the fact that the federal government is not empowered to spend the public treasury's funds on unconstitutional subsidies.
As the article observed, If a good or service has a value, people will buy it.
A good and worthwhile question. However, I would have asked the President a slightly different question.
Mr. President, can you explain why you think the federal government is empowered by the Constitution to spend the public treasury on an endowment for the arts?
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