[AxelPaulsenJr]

LOL, the bible also states that he was so drunk he didn't know what happened.

[Jim Cane]

Heh heh. Most women I know complain about their husbands or boyfriends suffering from a condition known as "whiskey-d*ck). If it doesn't work when they're, well, half cocked on a six pack, then it's not going to function when they're passed out after losing an argument with a bottle of Hornitos.