How is that different from wearing it as a tie clip, or lapel pin, as I've seen at VFW gatherings?
Be honest--would the heat in this thread exist were it not for the comparatively innocent little breast peep? Would the thread exist? Ever more spectacular continual bread and circuses apparently dims our wits and our sense of proportion beyond redemption.
Run a tie clip up a flag pole and salute and tell me how it goes.