[Lucky Dog]

And sometimes you die sleeping in a Marine barracks in Beirut -- because for some reason that nobody can ever seem to explain, the guards at the guard post don't have any ammunition in their guns when the suicide bomber drives his truck through the gate. I make this point because THIS, more than anything else, is what kept me out of the service.

So you'd rather let someone else guard in your place?

[Alberta's Child]

Trust no one.