You folks are a hoot!
You mean that "men of middle eastern descent" have the exclusive right to be the only people in the world that are allowed to carry out terrorist attacks?
YOU are a hoot!
1. If the man smiled and I knew he couldn't eat corn on the cob.
2. If I sneezed, and heard "God Bless You".
That takes care of two...what's left might scare the hell out of me.