[OXENinFLA]

Things not to say in an Airport.

[OXENinFLA]

Ping.........

[E. Pluribus Unum]

It is illegal to act like a normal human being when boarding an aircraft.

That's why human beings should never, ever, ever, ever, ever fly.

Only automatons and totalitarians should fly.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Is it common for 27 year old men to be students in France? Where do 27 year old students get dough for Caribbean vacations?

[killjoy]

This is actually very funny. A bomb in the toilet... laugh... I did that this morning also.

[Thinkin' Gal]

His girlfriend, arrested with him after they arrived on an American Airlines flight from Santo Domingo, was put on another plane and sent back to France.

Phrases that should be in the news more often.

[TommyDale]

Never yell to your friend Jack, "Hi, Jack!" at an airport, either.

[USF]

Not the smartest peanut in the turd...

[Cobra64]

A HOLIDAYING French student was in a New York jail here awaiting a court appearance following his arrest over an aircraft bomb "joke".

Sounds like he may be "holidaying" in jail for the next four years.

[bcoffey]

Things not to say in an Airport.

Which include greeting your friend with, "Hi, Jack!"

[Chad Fairbanks]

Boy, I tell ya. It's interesting to hear about a French guy with balls, even if he is as dumb as a post...

[socal_parrot]

Know when to "say when".

[Cold Heat]

floating detention centre called "The Boat" in Long Island Sound off the borough of The Bronx

LOL! I participated in the construction of that jail at Avondale Shipyards in New Orleans.

I wondered if it was still around?

[Libertina]

Yet another American injustice for France to be huffy about. (hehehe)

[Publius6961]

Dear frogs of any age: please bear in mind that when traveling, you are subject to the laws of the countries in which you are a guest. Consider yourself lucky, and don't bother with any protestations. I hope that you have plenty of time to spare from your "school", or demonstrations or whatever it is you normally do.

For your next arrogant brainless french demonstration of "superiority", I suggest going to any middle east country, raise your fist in the air, and shout "mohammed eats ****!", thereby saving yourself future grief totally, and doing the world a permanent favor. French humor or arrogance or whatever you thought you were doing, does not play well in other countries. Have you gotten the message yet?

[cynicom]

I have a few people here that INS should talk to. Oh well,just doing work I wont do.

[Sidebar Moderator]

To whom it may concern, knock off the personal and scatological (bleep).

[mylife]

Sacre Blue! What A Fool!

[im-ho-ra]

Mmmm sounds good how disinformation still works in the "Land of the Free". This guy is one of my friend, he is not a student, and he didn't say THAT.

He was sick during the flight and an hostress found he spent too much time in the toilets, she urged him to get out. At the arrival, he said, in french, "did you think I was setting a bomb ?" The hostress who couldn't speak french only understood the word "bomb", and he got arrested.

Does that sound like a better scenario ?

That's precisely what happened.

Now do whatever you want with the info. He's been released today.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

He's french---arrogant, stupid and a cheese eating surrender monkey.

[not in the best of moods today, french will get no slack from me. Right now I'd send him to Gitmo. Beware of a menopausal woman.]