[Petronski]

Smells like a private citizen trying to pass himself off as a quasi-official authority on the matter.

In other words, a crank.

Why not forward the web address to someone in GA government? His motives might be 'pure,' but the dude is trying to leave the reader with the impression that he acts with some kind of authority. I bet he has no more authority from GA government than I do.

[50sDad]

The draw from a few strings of Christmas lights is far less than that second, inefficient fridge you may have stashed in your basement. This guy is out to get Christmas lights, probably from his next door neighbor, and wants to smoke somebody by saying "I heard on the Internet you have to take them down."

They can no more tell you to remove your Christmas lights than they can come into your house and make you throw out fatty snack foods. (The Libs don't have that on the schedule until year two of the Dean Presidency.)

[AngryJawa]

In other words, a crank.

I beleive this is the work of The Regular Guys Morning Show on 96 Rock. They "interviewed" Mr. Chalmers this morning.

Larry and Eric rock...eff you Steve!